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Lemon Demon Collection

(yeah, it's a tad smaller than my Weird Al collection.)

Audio

Albums

Photograph of a CD of Damn Skippy by Lemon Demon

Damn Skippy

Format: 2x CD
Release date: 2005 (2023 reissue)
Country: United States of America
Company: Needlejuice Records

Disc 1
  1. Fanfare
  2. Dead Sea Monkeys
  3. Sky Is Not Blue
  4. Pumpkin Pie
  5. When Robots Attack
  6. Geeks in Love
  7. New Way Out
  8. What Will Happen Will Happen
  9. Kitten is Angry
  10. The Ceiling
  11. Subtle Oddities
  12. Gonna Dig Up Alec Guiness
  13. Flamingo Legs
  14. Ode to Crayola
  15. Rainwater
  16. Smell Like a Cookie All Day
  17. Dizziful Bliss
  18. Word Disassociation
  19. Eventuality
Disc 1 CD-ROM content

Webpage with lyrics + special thanks, a PNG of the album cover, MP3s for the album, and an MP3 of an album commentary track

Disc 2 (bonus tracks)
  1. neil.soul
  2. Scatterbrained
  3. Musical Chairs (alternate version)
  4. March of the Living Figments
  5. Elvis Porn
  6. Lollipops
  7. Bicycle Race
  8. Fuzzy
  9. Bottom Line
  10. Sky Blue Up
  11. I Want to Wake Up
  12. Stampy
  13. Zero Gravity
  14. Subtle Oddities (cheesy synth mix)
  15. Mothers All Over The World
  16. Pirate in a Box
  17. Mr. Porta Potty Man
  18. How to Poop
  19. The Song You Hear When You Die
  20. When Robots Attack (instrumental)
  21. Geeks in Love (instrumental)
  22. Kitten is Angry (instrumental)
  23. Subtle Oddities (instrumental)
  24. Dizziful Bliss (instrumental)
  25. Word Disassociation (instrumental)
  26. Word Disassociation (vocal)
Photograph of a cassette of Damn Skippy by Lemon Demon

Damn Skippy

Format: Cassette
Release date: 2005 (2023 reissue)
Country: United States of America
Company: Needlejuice Records

Side A
  1. Dead Sea Monkeys
  2. Sky Is Not Blue
  3. Pumpkin Pie
  4. When Robots Attack
  5. Geeks in Love
  6. New Way Out
  7. What Will Happen Will Happen
  8. Kitten is Angry
  9. The Ceiling
  10. Subtle Oddities
  11. Gonna Dig Up Alec Guiness
  12. Flamingo Legs
Side B
  1. Ode to Crayola
  2. Rainwater
  3. Smell Like a Cookie All Day
  4. Dizziful Bliss
  5. Word Disassociation
  6. Eventuality
    Bonus Tracks
  1. Scatterbrained
  2. Musical Chairs (alternate version)
  3. March of the Living Figments
  4. Elvis Porn
  5. Lollipops
  6. Bicycle Race
  7. Fuzzy
  8. Bottom Line
Photograph of a cassette of Damn Skippy by Lemon Demon

Damn Skippy

Format: 2x 12" LP (Damn variant)
Release date: 2005 (2023 reissue)
Country: United States of America
Company: Needlejuice Records

Side A
  1. Dead Sea Monkeys
  2. Sky Is Not Blue
  3. Pumpkin Pie
  4. When Robots Attack
  5. Geeks in Love
  6. New Way Out
Engraving text: DAMN JETTISON GOODBYE THROUGH EVERYTHING CENTER WHO
Side B
  1. What Will Happen Will Happen
  2. Kitten is Angry
  3. The Ceiling
  4. Subtle Oddities
  5. Gonna Dig Up Alec Guiness
  6. Flamingo Legs
Engraving text: BLUE THERAPY FALL INSIDE FATHER DETHRONE APPLIED
Side C
  1. Ode to Crayola
  2. Rainwater
  3. Smell Like a Cookie All Day
  4. Dizziful Bliss
  5. Word Disassociation
  6. Eventuality
Engraving text: PSYCHEDELICK WHILE RAISIN TERRIBLE ABUNDANT POLYURETHANE
Side D (Bonus Tracks)
  1. Scatterbrained
  2. Musical Chairs (alternate version)
  3. March of the Living Figments
  4. Elvis Porn
  5. Lollipops
  6. Bicycle Race
  7. Fuzzy
  8. Bottom Line
Engraving text: ABOUT BIONIC RUBY QUICKLY ANTIDISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM
Photograph of a MiniDisc of Damn Skippy by Lemon Demon

Damn Skippy

Format: MiniDisc
Release date: 2005 (2023 reissue)
Country: United States of America
Company: Needlejuice Records

Track list
  1. Dead Sea Monkeys
  2. Sky Is Not Blue
  3. Pumpkin Pie
  4. When Robots Attack
  5. Geeks in Love
  6. New Way Out
  7. What Will Happen Will Happen
  8. Kitten is Angry
  9. The Ceiling
  10. Subtle Oddities
  11. Gonna Dig Up Alec Guiness
  12. Flamingo Legs
  13. Ode to Crayola
  14. Rainwater
  15. Smell Like a Cookie All Day
  16. Dizziful Bliss
  17. Word Disassociation
  18. Eventuality
Photograph of a CD of Dinosaurchestra by Lemon Demon

Dinosaurchestra

Format: 2x CD
Release date: 2006 (2022 reissue)
Country: United States of America
Company: Needlejuice Records

Disc 1
  1. Dinosaurchestra Part One
  2. Action Movie Hero Boy
  3. Fine
  4. Lawnmower
  5. Stuck
  6. The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
  7. Vow of Silence
  8. Neverending Hum
  9. Dinosaurchestra Part Two
  10. Your Imaginary Friend
  11. Archaeopteryx
  12. Eyewishes
  13. Bystanding
  14. Indie Cindy & the Lo-Fi Lullabies
  15. Nothing Worth Loving Isn't Askew
  16. This Hyper World
  17. Deep in the Ocean
  18. Dinosaurchestra Part Three
  19. The Too Much Song
  20. Turkeys
Disc 1 CD-ROM content

Webpage with lyrics + special thanks, MP3s for the album, and an EXE of album commentary text

Disc 2 (bonus tracks)
  1. dino.mp3
  2. Birthday (Alligators and Pretzel Makers)
  3. White Bread Boyfriend
  4. Stick Stickly
  5. Being Alone on Valentine's Day
  6. It Can Get Lonely in My Mansion
  7. Princess Unicorn Bunny Kitten Angel
  8. The Next Dimension
  9. Samuel and Rosella
  10. Abraham Lincoln's Head
  11. Space Mission Alpha
  12. Funniest
  13. Chip's Challenge (Chip01 MIDI remix)
  14. Bill Watterson (demo)
  15. Indie Cindy & the Lo-Fi Lullabies (demo)
  16. Every Time You Stifle a Sneeze
  17. Snakes on a Plane
  18. The Oldest Man on MySpace
  19. The Ultimate Showdown ( Aaron Ackerson remix)
  20. The Ultimate Showdown ( R-Forrest remix)
  21. The Ultimate Showdown ( >SaTIst< remix)
  22. The Ultimate Showdown (instrumental)
  23. The Ultimate Showdown (vocals)
  24. Fine (instrumental)
  25. This Hyper World (instrumental)
Disc 2 CD-ROM content

PNG of the Goodsie dinosaur on the cover, PNG of the scrapped alternative Microsoft Paint cover art, MP4 of the Ultimate Showdown video

Photograph of a cassette of Dinosaurchestra by Lemon Demon
Front Cover
Back Cover

Dinosaurchestra

Format: Cassette
Release date: 2006 (2022 reissue)
Country: United States of America
Company: Needlejuice Records

Side A
  1. Dinosaurchestra Part One
  2. Action Movie Hero Boy
  3. Fine
  4. Lawnmower
  5. Stuck
  6. The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
  7. Vow of Silence
  8. Neverending Hum
  9. Dinosaurchestra Part Two
  10. Your Imaginary Friend
  11. Archaeopteryx
  12. Eyewishes
  13. Bystanding
  14. Indie Cindy & the Lo-Fi Lullabies
  15. Nothing Worth Loving Isn't Askew
Side B
  1. This Hyper World
  2. Deep in the Ocean
  3. Dinosaurchestra Part Three
  4. The Too Much Song
    Bonus Tracks
  1. Birthday (Alligators and Pretzel Makers)
  2. White Bread Boyfriend
  3. Stick Stickly
  4. Being Alone on Valentine's Day
  5. It Can Get Lonely in My Mansion
  6. Princess Unicorn Bunny Kitten Angel
  7. The Next Dimension
  8. Samuel and Rosella
  9. Abraham Lincoln's Head
  10. Turkeys
Photograph of a CD of View-Monster by Lemon Demon

View-Monster

Format: 2x CD
Release date: 2008 (2022 reissue)
Country: United States of America
Company: Needlejuice Records

Disc 1 Tracks in [brackets] are untitled but still have titles. I don't know, blame Neil, not me.
  1. Kaleidoskull
  2. [view-monster]
  3. Amnesia Was Her Name
  4. [hippocampus]
  5. The Man in Stripes and Glasses
  6. [spooky sounds vol 6]
  7. Marketland
  8. [x-ray glasses]
  9. Gadzooks
  10. [prelude to a knife fight]
  11. Knife Fight
  12. [autofocus]
  13. The Only House That's Not On Fire (Yet)
  14. [combs]
  15. The Ocean
  16. [wet hair]
  17. The Afternoon
  18. [afterafternoon]
  19. Spring Heeled Jack
  20. [alternate history]
  21. Being a Rock Star
  22. [like a balloon]
  23. Ask for Nothing
  24. [disconnect]
  25. The Satirist's Love Song
  26. [therapy]
  27. The Machine
  28. [between the frames]
  29. Bill Watterson
  30. [sleeping]
  31. Something Glowing
  32. [finale]
Disc 2 (bonus tracks)
  1. Super Hey Ya
  2. Sundial
  3. Ben Bernanke
  4. Modify
  5. Nightmare Fuel
  6. Hip Hop Cherry Pop
  7. 123456 Pokemon
  8. Toy Food
  9. The Wiggles Hate Each Other in Real Life
  10. You Got a Toothache
  11. 320x200
  12. Drinky-Bird
  13. Strangelet
  14. Today's Secret Word
  15. Gadzooks (original)
  16. Everyday French
  17. While My Keytar Gently Weeps
  18. Treasure Map
  1. 18-46. Silence
  1. Laugh
  2. Creepy
Disc 2 CD-ROM content

Webpage with lyrics + special thanks, JPG of the cover art, backing tracks for Knife Fight and Sundial, incomplete album commentary, transitionless MP3s for the album, bonus track MP3s

Photograph of a cassette of View-Monster by Lemon Demon

View-Monster

Format: Cassette
Release date: 2008 (2022 reissue)
Country: United States of America
Company: Needlejuice Records

Side A Tracks in [brackets] are untitled but still have titles. I don't know, blame Neil, not me.
  1. Kaleidoskull
  2. [view-monster]
  3. Amnesia Was Her Name
  4. [hippocampus]
  5. The Man in Stripes and Glasses
  6. [spooky sounds vol 6]
  7. Marketland
  8. [x-ray glasses]
  9. Gadzooks
  10. [prelude to a knife fight]
  11. Knife Fight
  12. [autofocus]
  13. The Only House That's Not On Fire (Yet)
  14. [combs]
  15. The Ocean
  16. [wet hair]
  17. The Afternoon
  18. [afterafternoon]
  19. Spring Heeled Jack
  20. [alternate history]
  21. Being a Rock Star
Side B
  1. [like a balloon]
  2. Ask for Nothing
  3. [disconnect]
  4. The Satirist's Love Song
  5. [therapy]
  6. The Machine
  7. [between the frames]
  8. Bill Watterson
  9. [sleeping]
  10. Something Glowing
  11. [finale]
    Bonus Tracks
  1. Sundial
  2. Ben Bernanke
  3. Modify
  4. Nightmare Fuel
  5. Hip Hop Cherry Pop
  6. 123456 Pokemon
  7. Toy Food
  8. The Wiggles Hate Each Other in Real Life
  9. Creepy
Photograph of a MiniDisc of View-Monster by Lemon Demon

View-Monster

Format: MiniDisc
Release date: 2008 (2022 reissue)
Country: United States of America
Company: Needlejuice Records

Track list Tracks in [brackets] are untitled but still have titles. I don't know, blame Neil, not me.
  1. Kaleidoskull
  2. [view-monster]
  3. Amnesia Was Her Name
  4. [hippocampus]
  5. The Man in Stripes and Glasses
  6. [spooky sounds vol 6]
  7. Marketland
  8. [x-ray glasses]
  9. Gadzooks
  10. [prelude to a knife fight]
  11. Knife Fight
  12. [autofocus]
  13. The Only House That's Not On Fire (Yet)
  14. [combs]
  15. The Ocean
  16. [wet hair]
  17. The Afternoon
  18. [afterafternoon]
  19. Spring Heeled Jack
  20. [alternate history]
  21. Being a Rock Star
  22. [like a balloon]
  23. Ask for Nothing
  24. [disconnect]
  25. The Satirist's Love Song
  26. [therapy]
  27. The Machine
  28. [between the frames]
  29. Bill Watterson
  30. [sleeping]
  31. Something Glowing
  32. [finale]
  33. Sundial
  34. Ben Bernanke
  35. Modify
  36. 123456 Pokemon
  37. Toy Food
Photograph of a CD of Spirit Phone by Lemon Demon

Spirit Phone

Format: 2x CD
Release date: 2016 (2022 reissue)
Country: United States of America
Company: Needlejuice Records

Disc 1
  1. Lifetime Achievement Award
  2. Touch Tone Telephone
  3. Cabinet Man
  4. No Eyed Girl
  5. When He Died
  6. Sweet Bod
  7. Eighth Wonder
  8. Ancient Aliens
  9. Soft Fuzzy Man
  10. As Your Father I Expressly Forbid It
  11. I Earn My Life
  12. Reaganomics
  13. Man-Made Object
  14. Spiral of Ants
Disc 2 (bonus tracks)
  1. Crisis Actors
  2. Redesign Your Logo
  3. Pizza Heroes
  4. You're At The Party
  5. Angry People
  6. Geocities
  7. Angelfire
  8. Gravitron
  9. Moon's Request
  10. Sweet Bod (demo)
  11. Cat Hacks
  12. Cabinet Man (demo)
  13. Kubrick and the Beast
Disc 2 CD-ROM content

Album commentary MP3

Photograph of a cassette of Spirit Phone by Lemon Demon

Spirit Phone

Format: Cassette
Release date: 2016 (2022 reissue)
Country: United States of America
Company: Needlejuice Records

Side A
  1. Lifetime Achievement Award
  2. Touch Tone Telephone
  3. Cabinet Man
  4. No Eyed Girl
  5. When He Died
  6. Sweet Bod
  7. Eighth Wonder
  8. Ancient Aliens
  9. Soft Fuzzy Man
Side B
  1. As Your Father I Expressly Forbid It
  2. I Earn My Life
  3. Reaganomics
  4. Man-Made Object
  5. Spiral of Ants
    Bonus Tracks
  1. Crisis Actors
  2. Redesign Your Logo
  3. Pizza Heroes
  4. You're At The Party
  5. Angry People
  6. Kubrick and the Beast
Photograph of an LP of Spirit Phone by Lemon Demon

Spirit Phone

Format: 2x 12" LP, Arcade Floor variant
Release date: 2016 (2024 reissue)
Country: United States of America
Company: Needlejuice Records

Side A
  1. Lifetime Achievement Award
  2. Touch Tone Telephone
  3. Cabinet Man
  4. No Eyed Girl
Engraving text: I'M HALF HUMAN AND HALF MACHINE
Side B
  1. When He Died
  2. Sweet Bod
  3. Eighth Wonder
  4. Ancient Aliens
  5. Soft Fuzzy Man
Engraving text: AN ENDLESS AGE OF UNTOLD NIGHTMARES WILL BE NIGH
Side C
  1. As Your Father I Expressly Forbid It
  2. I Earn My Life
  3. Reaganomics
  4. Man-Made Object
  5. Spiral of Ants
  6. The OKeh Laughing Record (Looping locked groove)
SIDE C: AND THE LAUGHING RECORD PLAYED
Side D (Bonus Tracks)
  1. Crisis Actors
  2. Redesign Your Logo
  3. Pizza Heroes
  4. You're At The Party
  5. Angry People
  6. Kubrick and the Beast
SIDE D: MALEVOLENT GODS ARE BETTER THAN NONE
Photograph of a cassette of Spirit Phone by Lemon Demon

Spirit Phone

Format: MiniDisc
Release date: 2016 (2022 reissue)
Country: United States of America
Company: Needlejuice Records

Track list
  1. Lifetime Achievement Award
  2. Touch Tone Telephone
  3. Cabinet Man
  4. No Eyed Girl
  5. When He Died
  6. Sweet Bod
  7. Eighth Wonder
  8. Ancient Aliens
  9. Soft Fuzzy Man
  10. As Your Father I Expressly Forbid It
  11. I Earn My Life
  12. Reaganomics
  13. Man-Made Object
  14. Spiral of Ants
    Bonus Tracks
  1. Crisis Actors
  2. Redesign Your Logo
  3. Pizza Heroes
  4. You're At The Party
  5. Angry People

EPs

Photograph of a CD of I Am Become Christmas by Lemon Demon
Front Cover
Back Cover

I Am Become Christmas

Format: CD
Release date: 2012 (2022 reissue)
Country: United States of America
Company: Needlejuice Records

Track list
  1. Prelude To Presents
  2. Christmas Will Be Soon
  3. Aurora Borealis
  4. SAD
  5. CryptoSanta
CD-ROM content

Stems for every song

Photograph of a CD of Nature Tapes by Lemon Demon

Nature Tapes

Format: CD
Release date: 2014 (2022 reissue)
Country: United States of America
Company: Needlejuice Records

Track list
  1. Sexy DVD
  2. Really Cool Wig
  3. Two Trucks
  4. A Mask of My Own Face
  5. Everybody Loves Raymond
  6. Goosebumps
  7. Jaws
  8. My Trains
  9. BRODYQUEST
CD-ROM content

Stems for every song excluding Sexy DVD

Photograph of a cassette of Nature Tapes by Lemon Demon

Nature Tapes

Format: Cassette
Release date: 2014 (2022 reissue)
Country: United States of America
Company: Needlejuice Records

Side A
  1. Really Cool Wig
  2. Two Trucks
  3. A Mask of My Own Face
  4. Everybody Loves Raymond
Side B
  1. Goosebumps
  2. Jaws
  3. My Trains
  4. BRODYQUEST
  5. Sexy DVD (not included on liner notes)
Photograph of a 45RPM record of Nature Tapes by Lemon Demon

Nature Tapes

Format: 12" 45RPM, Founding Fathers variant
Release date: 2014 (2022 reissue)
Country: United States of America
Company: Needlejuice Records

Side A
  1. Really Cool Wig
  2. Two Trucks
  3. A Mask of My Own Face
  4. Everybody Loves Raymond
  5. Sexy DVD (Behind locked groove, not on liner notes)
Side B
  1. Goosebumps
  2. Jaws
  3. My Trains
  4. BRODYQUEST
  5. Endless Adrien Brody (Looping locked groove)

Apparel

Stickers

Photograph of a sticker of Goodsie, the dinosaur mascot of the Lemon Demon album Dinosaurchestra

Goodsie sticker

Came wih: Dinosaurchestra CD
Company: Needlejuice Records

Photograph of a holographic sticker of two trucks having sex, which was the cover art for the original Two Trucks single

Two Trucks sticker

Came wih: Nature Tapes CD/cass/vinyl
Company: Needlejuice Records