44Nifty's Awesome Website Of Awesomeness, Coolness, Tubularity, Insanity, and 50 other adjectives!


Yes, the title being unnecessarily long WAS necessary.


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The content on this site may not be appropriate for users under the age of 14 years old. I can't stop you, but I certainly wouldn't recommend showing this to a room full of third graders. Not only is it pretty profane, it's also just not educational in any way.

Anyway, now that we have that garbage out of the way, WELCOME TO MY WEBSITE! It's crammed full of little references to things I like. Can ya spot em all?! Probably not - even I have probably forgotten at least a good quarter of them! *BZZSTTT* -aid, "You got any glazed donuts?" He said "No, we're outta glazed donuts!" I said "Well, you got any jelly donuts?" He said "No, we're outta je- *BZZSTTT* -en Gandalf the Grey, and Gandalf the White, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight, and Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie, and Cowboy Curtis, and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, the Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan all came ou- *BZZSTTT* -deo games no more, never play video games, except for a little bit of God Of W- *BZZSTTT* -st want to break the mold, to not follow a path, but every week my life involves mentioning Barrel Bl- *BZZSTTT* -ear the applause, here to impress! Not just a po- *BZZSTTT* -ays flying off the back-swing. Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon, 'cause that cartoon has got the bo- *BZZSTTT* -om in the face of some unsuspecting drag queen. It's the kinda show where people scream obsceniti- *BZZSTTT* -AY THE SAME FIVE SONGS! THE SAME FIVE SONGS! THE SAME FIVE SONGS! THE RADIO STATION, THEY PLAY THE SAME FU- *BZZSTTT* -scord, I'm howling at the moon, and sleeping in the middle of a summer afternoon; Discord, whatever did we do to make you ta- *BZZSTTT* -nother one gone, and another one gone, another one bi- *BZZSTTT* -des the bus! Hey, he's gonna sit by you, another one rides the b- *BZZSTTT* -et dangerous, it's contagious (Woah-oh-ohh-oh-ho-oh) We're outrageous, it's contagio- *BZZSTTT* -ook the factory tour, it really opened the door, and I at once became transfixed. I know they're pieces of wax, but I can never relax, without my box of ninety si- *BZZSTTT* -ost all my stuff, it was really tough, that's it, rage-quit! Don't mine at ni- *BZZSTTT* -ybody tells me it's old and fake mythology. It's a mystery, Anthropo- *BZZSTTT* -at it! Eat it! Get yourself an egg, and beat it! Have some more chicken, have some more pie! It' doesn't matte- *BZZSTTT* -y they changed it, I can't say (people just liked it better that way!) Istanbul was Constantinople, now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople. Been a long time gone, Constantinople. Why did Constantinople get the works? That's nobody's business but the Tur- *BZZSTTT* -r father, I expressly forbid it! I'm your dad, I'm your dad! What happened to my medicine? The stuff I take to kee- *BZZSTTT* -ust pathetic, you're always broke. Your homemade Star Trek uniform really ain't impressin' me... you're sufferin' from delusions of adequacy. You're pitiful! You're p- *BZZSTTT* -eautiful! You're beautiful, it's true. I saw your face, in a crowded place, and I don't kn- *BZZSTTT* -ou going to the Weird Al concert? the Weird Al show? Weird Al concert? Well, ya gotta go! Go! Yeah, Go! GO! I like Weird Al. My brother likes Weird Al. My sister likes Weird Al. Your Mother likes We- *BZZSTTT* -y and Donner's still nervous, and the elves all got jobs working for the Postal Service. And they say Mrs. Claus, she's on the phone every night, with her lawyer, negotiating th- *BZZSTTT* -e bio rights! It would include the day Alfred went weird, that day, Alfred became ins- *BZZSTTT* -nt it done right, want it done well? Grab your tool, boy, and do it yourself. Gonna go blind, gonna go blind, cause I do it all the time! Ain't no use in me pretendin', I can't leave myself alone! Self abuse is neverendin', since I found this magic bo- *BZZSTTT* -o trucks having sex, two trucks having sex, my muscles, my muscles, involuntarily fle- *BZZSTTT* -tter no sly violin dustbunny explode serenade why spoil play drip skullduggery freezer pelican cool milk freak tongue television staple-gun mellow face bubb- *BZZSTTT* -ry day he runs by screaming, everything you know is wrong! Black is white, up is down, and short is long! And everything you used to thought was so important doesn't really matter anymore, because the simple fact remains that everything you know is wrong! Just forget the words and sing along! All you need to understand is everything you know is wrooooo- *BZZSTTT* -id a large procession wave their torches as my head fell in the basket, and was everyone dancing on the casket? Now it's over, I'm de- *BZZSTTT* -ad! I'll be mellow when I'm dead, I'll be mellow when I'm dead! When are you cosmic cowboys gonna get it through your head? I'll be mellow when I'm dead, I'll be mellow when I'm dead, I'll be mellow when I'm de- *BZZSTTT* -ad sea monkeys, (oh-oh-oh-oh) Will my sea monkeys go to Heaven? Yes! Will my sea monkeys go to Hell? No! Will my sea monkeys go to Heaven? Ye- *BZZSTTT* -ong lyrics go here bla bla b- *BZZSTTT* This particular marquee was inspired by a specific (and now long-gone) part of my good friend Winter's website, Polka Your Eyes Out. Hover over a set of lyrics to see which song they're from.


For anyone who's unaware of what a webring is, basically, it's a circular structure of websites, where all members put next and previous links on their site, that connect to other sites in the webring, where eventually, if you click "next" enough times, you'll end up back on the site you started at.

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Fanlistings And Similar

Not quite webrings, but in a similar vein. Here's every fanlisting(ish) I'm in!
Elements of Harmony - My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
IT'S SHOWTIME! - Undertale Soundtrack
Satire - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Did I Mention The Drive-Thru? - "Weird Al" Yankovic - Trapped In The Drive Thru
Movies - DVDs
The Ultimate Party Pony - Cheese Sandwich from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
CDwORLD - CD Pixel clique / My collection*
Teeny Towers - Tower-based pixel clique / My tower
*not actually my CD collection.

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