44Nifty's Awesome Website Of Awesomeness, Coolness, Tubularity, Insanity, and 50 other useless adjectives!


Yes, the title being unnecessarily long WAS necessary.

Is there anything new on the radio? *click* -aid, "You got any glazed donuts?" He said "No, we're outta glazed donuts!" I said "Well, you got any jelly donuts?" He said "No, we're outta je- *BZZSTTT* -uman passion burns within me, I need to feel like I exist, so please baby, please baby, step into my mis- *BZZSTTT* -deo games no more, never play video games, except for a little bit of God Of W- *BZZSTTT* -st want to break the mold, to not follow a path, but every week my life involves mentioning Barrel Bl- *BZZSTTT* -ear the applause, here to impress! Not just a po- *BZZSTTT* -ays flying off the back-swing. Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon, 'cause that cartoon has got the bo- *BZZSTTT* -om in the face of some unsuspecting drag que- *BZZSTTT* -AY THE SAME FIVE SONGS! THE SAME FIVE SONGS! THE SAME FIVE SONGS! THE RADIO STATION, THEY PLAY THE SAME FUC- *BZZSTTT* -rd, I'm howling at the moon, and sleeping in the middle of a summer afternoon; Discord, whatever did we do to make you ta- *BZZSTTT* -ypony tells me that it's old and fake mythology; It's a mystery, Anthropolo- *BZZSTTT* -nother one gone, and another one gone, another one bi- *BZZSTTT* -des the bus! Hey, he's gonna sit by you, another one r- *BZZSTTT* -et dangerous, it's contagious (Woah-oh-ohh-oh-ho-oh) It's outragious, it's contagio- *BZZSTTT* -at it! Eat it! Open up your mouth and feed it! Have some more chicken, have some more pie! It' doesn't matte- *click* Nah, nothing I haven't already listened to. This particular marquee was inspired by a specific (and now long-gone) part of my good friend Winter's website, Polka Your Eyes Out. Hover over a set of lyrics to see which song they're from.

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What Is This?

A website.


For anyone who's unaware of what a webring is, basically, it's a circular structure of websites, where all members put next and previous links on their site, that connect to other sites in the webring, where eventually, if you click "next" enough times, you'll end up back on the site you started at.

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Fanlistings And Similar

Not quite webrings, but in a similar vein. Here's every fanlisting(ish) I'm in!
Elements of Harmony - My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
IT'S SHOWTIME! - Undertale Soundtrack
Satire - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Did I Mention The Drive-Thru? - "Weird Al" Yankovic - Trapped In The Drive Thru
Movies - DVDs
The Ultimate Party Pony - Cheese Sandwich from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
CDwORLD - CD Pixel clique / My collection*
Teeny Towers - Tower-based pixel clique / My tower
*not actually my CD collection.

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