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Lemon Demon Collection
(yeah, it's a tad smaller than my Weird Al collection.)
Audio
Albums
Damn Skippy
Format: 2x CD
Release date: 2005 (2023 reissue)
Country: United States of America
Company: Needlejuice Records
How I Got It: Bought on Needlejuice Records website
Disc 1
- Fanfare
- Dead Sea Monkeys
- Sky Is Not Blue
- Pumpkin Pie
- When Robots Attack
- Geeks in Love
- New Way Out
- What Will Happen Will Happen
- Kitten is Angry
- The Ceiling
- Subtle Oddities
- Gonna Dig Up Alec Guiness
- Flamingo Legs
- Ode to Crayola
- Rainwater
- Smell Like a Cookie All Day
- Dizziful Bliss
- Word Disassociation
- Eventuality
Disc 1 CD-ROM content
Webpage with lyrics + special thanks, a PNG of the album cover, MP3s for the album, and an MP3 of an album commentary track
Disc 2 (bonus tracks)
- neil.soul
- Scatterbrained
- Musical Chairs (alternate version)
- March of the Living Figments
- Elvis Porn
- Lollipops
- Bicycle Race
- Fuzzy
- Bottom Line
- Sky Blue Up
- I Want to Wake Up
- Stampy
- Zero Gravity
- Subtle Oddities (cheesy synth mix)
- Mothers All Over The World
- Pirate in a Box
- Mr. Porta Potty Man
- How to Poop
- The Song You Hear When You Die
- When Robots Attack (instrumental)
- Geeks in Love (instrumental)
- Kitten is Angry (instrumental)
- Subtle Oddities (instrumental)
- Dizziful Bliss (instrumental)
- Word Disassociation (instrumental)
- Word Disassociation (vocal)
Damn Skippy
Format: Cassette
Release date: 2005 (2023 reissue)
Country: United States of America
Company: Needlejuice Records
How I Got It: Bought on Needlejuice Records website
Side A
- Dead Sea Monkeys
- Sky Is Not Blue
- Pumpkin Pie
- When Robots Attack
- Geeks in Love
- New Way Out
- What Will Happen Will Happen
- Kitten is Angry
- The Ceiling
- Subtle Oddities
- Gonna Dig Up Alec Guiness
- Flamingo Legs
Side B
- Ode to Crayola
- Rainwater
- Smell Like a Cookie All Day
- Dizziful Bliss
- Word Disassociation
- Eventuality
Bonus Tracks
- Scatterbrained
- Musical Chairs (alternate version)
- March of the Living Figments
- Elvis Porn
- Lollipops
- Bicycle Race
- Fuzzy
- Bottom Line
Damn Skippy
Format: 2x 12" LP (Damn variant)
Release date: 2005 (2023 reissue)
Country: United States of America
Company: Needlejuice Records
How I Got It: Bought on Needlejuice Records website
Side A
- Dead Sea Monkeys
- Sky Is Not Blue
- Pumpkin Pie
- When Robots Attack
- Geeks in Love
- New Way Out
Engraving text: DAMN JETTISON GOODBYE THROUGH EVERYTHING CENTER WHO
Side B
- What Will Happen Will Happen
- Kitten is Angry
- The Ceiling
- Subtle Oddities
- Gonna Dig Up Alec Guiness
- Flamingo Legs
Engraving text: BLUE THERAPY FALL INSIDE FATHER DETHRONE APPLIED
Side C
- Ode to Crayola
- Rainwater
- Smell Like a Cookie All Day
- Dizziful Bliss
- Word Disassociation
- Eventuality
Engraving text: PSYCHEDELICK WHILE RAISIN TERRIBLE ABUNDANT POLYURETHANE
Side D (Bonus Tracks)
- Scatterbrained
- Musical Chairs (alternate version)
- March of the Living Figments
- Elvis Porn
- Lollipops
- Bicycle Race
- Fuzzy
- Bottom Line
Engraving text: ABOUT BIONIC RUBY QUICKLY ANTIDISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM
Damn Skippy
Format: MiniDisc
Release date: 2005 (2023 reissue)
Country: United States of America
Company: Needlejuice Records
How I Got It: Bought on Needlejuice Records website
Track list
- Dead Sea Monkeys
- Sky Is Not Blue
- Pumpkin Pie
- When Robots Attack
- Geeks in Love
- New Way Out
- What Will Happen Will Happen
- Kitten is Angry
- The Ceiling
- Subtle Oddities
- Gonna Dig Up Alec Guiness
- Flamingo Legs
- Ode to Crayola
- Rainwater
- Smell Like a Cookie All Day
- Dizziful Bliss
- Word Disassociation
- Eventuality
Dinosaurchestra
Format: 2x CD
Release date: 2006 (2022 reissue)
Country: United States of America
Company: Needlejuice Records
Disc 1
- Dinosaurchestra Part One
- Action Movie Hero Boy
- Fine
- Lawnmower
- Stuck
- The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
- Vow of Silence
- Neverending Hum
- Dinosaurchestra Part Two
- Your Imaginary Friend
- Archaeopteryx
- Eyewishes
- Bystanding
- Indie Cindy & the Lo-Fi Lullabies
- Nothing Worth Loving Isn't Askew
- This Hyper World
- Deep in the Ocean
- Dinosaurchestra Part Three
- The Too Much Song
- Turkeys
Disc 1 CD-ROM content
Webpage with lyrics + special thanks, MP3s for the album, and an EXE of album commentary text
Disc 2 (bonus tracks)
- dino.mp3
- Birthday (Alligators and Pretzel Makers)
- White Bread Boyfriend
- Stick Stickly
- Being Alone on Valentine's Day
- It Can Get Lonely in My Mansion
- Princess Unicorn Bunny Kitten Angel
- The Next Dimension
- Samuel and Rosella
- Abraham Lincoln's Head
- Space Mission Alpha
- Funniest
- Chip's Challenge (Chip01 MIDI remix)
- Bill Watterson (demo)
- Indie Cindy & the Lo-Fi Lullabies (demo)
- Every Time You Stifle a Sneeze
- Snakes on a Plane
- The Oldest Man on MySpace
- The Ultimate Showdown ( Aaron Ackerson remix)
- The Ultimate Showdown ( R-Forrest remix)
- The Ultimate Showdown ( >SaTIst< remix)
- The Ultimate Showdown (instrumental)
- The Ultimate Showdown (vocals)
- Fine (instrumental)
- This Hyper World (instrumental)
Disc 2 CD-ROM content
PNG of the Goodsie dinosaur on the cover, PNG of the scrapped alternative Microsoft Paint cover art, MP4 of the Ultimate Showdown video
Dinosaurchestra
Format: Cassette
Release date: 2006 (2022 reissue)
Country: United States of America
Company: Needlejuice Records
How I Got It: Bought on Needlejuice Records website
Side A
- Dinosaurchestra Part One
- Action Movie Hero Boy
- Fine
- Lawnmower
- Stuck
- The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
- Vow of Silence
- Neverending Hum
- Dinosaurchestra Part Two
- Your Imaginary Friend
- Archaeopteryx
- Eyewishes
- Bystanding
- Indie Cindy & the Lo-Fi Lullabies
- Nothing Worth Loving Isn't Askew
Side B
- This Hyper World
- Deep in the Ocean
- Dinosaurchestra Part Three
- The Too Much Song
Bonus Tracks
- Birthday (Alligators and Pretzel Makers)
- White Bread Boyfriend
- Stick Stickly
- Being Alone on Valentine's Day
- It Can Get Lonely in My Mansion
- Princess Unicorn Bunny Kitten Angel
- The Next Dimension
- Samuel and Rosella
- Abraham Lincoln's Head
- Turkeys
View-Monster
Format: 2x CD
Release date: 2008 (2022 reissue)
Country: United States of America
Company: Needlejuice Records
How I Got It: Bought on Needlejuice Records website
Disc 1
Tracks in [brackets] are untitled but still have titles. I don't know, blame Neil, not me.
- Kaleidoskull
- [view-monster]
- Amnesia Was Her Name
- [hippocampus]
- The Man in Stripes and Glasses
- [spooky sounds vol 6]
- Marketland
- [x-ray glasses]
- Gadzooks
- [prelude to a knife fight]
- Knife Fight
- [autofocus]
- The Only House That's Not On Fire (Yet)
- [combs]
- The Ocean
- [wet hair]
- The Afternoon
- [afterafternoon]
- Spring Heeled Jack
- [alternate history]
- Being a Rock Star
- [like a balloon]
- Ask for Nothing
- [disconnect]
- The Satirist's Love Song
- [therapy]
- The Machine
- [between the frames]
- Bill Watterson
- [sleeping]
- Something Glowing
- [finale]
Disc 2 (bonus tracks)
- Super Hey Ya
- Sundial
- Ben Bernanke
- Modify
- Nightmare Fuel
- Hip Hop Cherry Pop
- 123456 Pokemon
- Toy Food
- The Wiggles Hate Each Other in Real Life
- You Got a Toothache
- 320x200
- Drinky-Bird
- Strangelet
- Today's Secret Word
- Gadzooks (original)
- Everyday French
- While My Keytar Gently Weeps
- Treasure Map
- 18-46. Silence
- Laugh
- Creepy
Disc 2 CD-ROM content
Webpage with lyrics + special thanks, JPG of the cover art, backing tracks for Knife Fight and Sundial, incomplete album commentary, transitionless MP3s for the album, bonus track MP3s
View-Monster
Format: Cassette
Release date: 2008 (2022 reissue)
Country: United States of America
Company: Needlejuice Records
How I Got It: Bought on Needlejuice Records website
Side A
Tracks in [brackets] are untitled but still have titles. I don't know, blame Neil, not me.
- Kaleidoskull
- [view-monster]
- Amnesia Was Her Name
- [hippocampus]
- The Man in Stripes and Glasses
- [spooky sounds vol 6]
- Marketland
- [x-ray glasses]
- Gadzooks
- [prelude to a knife fight]
- Knife Fight
- [autofocus]
- The Only House That's Not On Fire (Yet)
- [combs]
- The Ocean
- [wet hair]
- The Afternoon
- [afterafternoon]
- Spring Heeled Jack
- [alternate history]
- Being a Rock Star
Side B
- [like a balloon]
- Ask for Nothing
- [disconnect]
- The Satirist's Love Song
- [therapy]
- The Machine
- [between the frames]
- Bill Watterson
- [sleeping]
- Something Glowing
- [finale]
Bonus Tracks
- Sundial
- Ben Bernanke
- Modify
- Nightmare Fuel
- Hip Hop Cherry Pop
- 123456 Pokemon
- Toy Food
- The Wiggles Hate Each Other in Real Life
- Creepy
View-Monster
Format: MiniDisc
Release date: 2008 (2022 reissue)
Country: United States of America
Company: Needlejuice Records
How I Got It: Bought on Needlejuice Records website
Track list
Tracks in [brackets] are untitled but still have titles. I don't know, blame Neil, not me.
- Kaleidoskull
- [view-monster]
- Amnesia Was Her Name
- [hippocampus]
- The Man in Stripes and Glasses
- [spooky sounds vol 6]
- Marketland
- [x-ray glasses]
- Gadzooks
- [prelude to a knife fight]
- Knife Fight
- [autofocus]
- The Only House That's Not On Fire (Yet)
- [combs]
- The Ocean
- [wet hair]
- The Afternoon
- [afterafternoon]
- Spring Heeled Jack
- [alternate history]
- Being a Rock Star
- [like a balloon]
- Ask for Nothing
- [disconnect]
- The Satirist's Love Song
- [therapy]
- The Machine
- [between the frames]
- Bill Watterson
- [sleeping]
- Something Glowing
- [finale]
- Sundial
- Ben Bernanke
- Modify
- 123456 Pokemon
- Toy Food
Spirit Phone
Format: 2x CD
Release date: 2016 (2022 reissue)
Country: United States of America
Company: Needlejuice Records
How I Got It: Bought on Needlejuice Records website
Disc 1
- Lifetime Achievement Award
- Touch Tone Telephone
- Cabinet Man
- No Eyed Girl
- When He Died
- Sweet Bod
- Eighth Wonder
- Ancient Aliens
- Soft Fuzzy Man
- As Your Father I Expressly Forbid It
- I Earn My Life
- Reaganomics
- Man-Made Object
- Spiral of Ants
Disc 2 (bonus tracks)
- Crisis Actors
- Redesign Your Logo
- Pizza Heroes
- You're At The Party
- Angry People
- Geocities
- Angelfire
- Gravitron
- Moon's Request
- Sweet Bod (demo)
- Cat Hacks
- Cabinet Man (demo)
- Kubrick and the Beast
Disc 2 CD-ROM content
Album commentary MP3
Spirit Phone
Format: Cassette
Release date: 2016 (2022 reissue)
Country: United States of America
Company: Needlejuice Records
How I Got It: Bought on Needlejuice Records website
Side A
- Lifetime Achievement Award
- Touch Tone Telephone
- Cabinet Man
- No Eyed Girl
- When He Died
- Sweet Bod
- Eighth Wonder
- Ancient Aliens
- Soft Fuzzy Man
Side B
- As Your Father I Expressly Forbid It
- I Earn My Life
- Reaganomics
- Man-Made Object
- Spiral of Ants
Bonus Tracks
- Crisis Actors
- Redesign Your Logo
- Pizza Heroes
- You're At The Party
- Angry People
- Kubrick and the Beast
Spirit Phone
Format: 2x 12" LP, Arcade Floor variant
Release date: 2016 (2024 reissue)
Country: United States of America
Company: Needlejuice Records
How I Got It: Bought on Needlejuice Records website
Side A
- Lifetime Achievement Award
- Touch Tone Telephone
- Cabinet Man
- No Eyed Girl
Engraving text: I'M HALF HUMAN AND HALF MACHINE
Side B
- When He Died
- Sweet Bod
- Eighth Wonder
- Ancient Aliens
- Soft Fuzzy Man
Engraving text: AN ENDLESS AGE OF UNTOLD NIGHTMARES WILL BE NIGH
Side C
- As Your Father I Expressly Forbid It
- I Earn My Life
- Reaganomics
- Man-Made Object
- Spiral of Ants
- The OKeh Laughing Record (Looping locked groove)
SIDE C: AND THE LAUGHING RECORD PLAYED
Side D (Bonus Tracks)
- Crisis Actors
- Redesign Your Logo
- Pizza Heroes
- You're At The Party
- Angry People
- Kubrick and the Beast
SIDE D: MALEVOLENT GODS ARE BETTER THAN NONE
Spirit Phone
Format: MiniDisc
Release date: 2016 (2022 reissue)
Country: United States of America
Company: Needlejuice Records
How I Got It: Bought on Needlejuice Records website
Track list
- Lifetime Achievement Award
- Touch Tone Telephone
- Cabinet Man
- No Eyed Girl
- When He Died
- Sweet Bod
- Eighth Wonder
- Ancient Aliens
- Soft Fuzzy Man
- As Your Father I Expressly Forbid It
- I Earn My Life
- Reaganomics
- Man-Made Object
- Spiral of Ants
Bonus Tracks
- Crisis Actors
- Redesign Your Logo
- Pizza Heroes
- You're At The Party
- Angry People
EPs
I Am Become Christmas
Format: CD
Release date: 2012 (2022 reissue)
Country: United States of America
Company: Needlejuice Records
How I Got It: Bought on Needlejuice Records website
Track list
- Prelude To Presents
- Christmas Will Be Soon
- Aurora Borealis
- SAD
- CryptoSanta
CD-ROM content
Stems for every song
Nature Tapes
Format: CD
Release date: 2014 (2022 reissue)
Country: United States of America
Company: Needlejuice Records
How I Got It: Bought on Needlejuice Records website
Track list
- Sexy DVD
- Really Cool Wig
- Two Trucks
- A Mask of My Own Face
- Everybody Loves Raymond
- Goosebumps
- Jaws
- My Trains
- BRODYQUEST
CD-ROM content
Stems for every song excluding Sexy DVD
Nature Tapes
Format: Cassette
Release date: 2014 (2022 reissue)
Country: United States of America
Company: Needlejuice Records
How I Got It: Bought on Needlejuice Records website
Side A
- Really Cool Wig
- Two Trucks
- A Mask of My Own Face
- Everybody Loves Raymond
Side B
- Goosebumps
- Jaws
- My Trains
- BRODYQUEST
- Sexy DVD (not included on liner notes)
Nature Tapes
Format: 12" 45RPM, Founding Fathers variant
Release date: 2014 (2022 reissue)
Country: United States of America
Company: Needlejuice Records
How I Got It: Bought on Needlejuice Records website
Side A
- Really Cool Wig
- Two Trucks
- A Mask of My Own Face
- Everybody Loves Raymond
- Sexy DVD (Behind locked groove, not on liner notes)
Side B
- Goosebumps
- Jaws
- My Trains
- BRODYQUEST
- Endless Adrien Brody (Looping locked groove)
Singles
One Weird Tip b/w Funkytown
Format: CD
Release date: 2017 (2023 reissue)
Country: United States of America
Company: Needlejuice Records
How I Got It: Bought on Needlejuice Records website
Tracklist
- One Weird Tip
- Funkytown
CD-ROM content
Webapp that plays One Weird Tip, stems for both songs, misc pictures, and an MP3 of WIERDNESS.mid
One Weird Tip b/w Funkytown
Format: 7" 45RPM record, Internet Cable variant
Release date: 2017 (2023 reissue)
Country: United States of America
Company: Needlejuice Records
How I Got It: Bought on Needlejuice Records website
Side A
- One Weird Tip
Side B
- Funkytown
Misc. Appearances (Soundtracks, compilations, appearances on other artists' work)
Needlejustice
Format: CD
Release date: 2020
Country: United States of America
Company: Needlejuice Records
How I Got It: Bought on Needlejuice Records website
Track list
- Spectrogram of "BLACK LIVES MATTER", "ACAB", and Needlejuice logo
- OK Glass - Once A Day
- Blinker The Star - 4th Dimension
- Seth Faergolzia's Multibird - Call to Action
- 猫 シ Corp. - New Amsterdam & Uptown Algonquin
- Regdar and the Fighters - Team Science
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- Marc With a C - Tired Ol' Dicksucker Revue
- Soul Phage - Bloviating in the Wind
- Bryan Scary - D.G.O.
- Bazooty - Dream Motel
- MC Lars & Mega Ran - Between the World and Me
- Raptor Vomit - Calling ACAB
- MindSpring Memories - Santosha
- Worm Quartet - I Want A Pie
- Lemon Demon - Funkytown
- Nuclear Bubble Wrap - Piggy Bastards
- Plasma Canvas - The Preachers and the Damned
- Eldren - Fell In
- the scary jokes - Vertigo
- Flummox - Trans Girls Need Guns
- Bubblegum Octopus - Melty Snail
- Ookla the Mok - Amora Adores Thor
Heady Exxxplosions: 2009-2012 / 12 Years After Exploding Head Syndrome
Format: 4x CD
Release date: 2023
Recording Artist: Nuclear Bubble Wrap
Country: United States of America
Company: Needlejuice Records
How It's Lemon Demon: Disc 1 track 6 and disc 3 track 16 are covers of Neil Cicierega's "Birdfucker", disc 2 track 6 features a voice cameo from Neil, disc 2 track 15 is a parody of Birdfucker, disc 3 track 22 is a cover of The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny, disc 4 track 20 samples various Lemon Demon songs.
How I Got It: Bought on Needlejuice Records website
Disc 1 (Exploding Head Syndrome + Abracadaver)
- Burning Ambitions
- Inyourendo
- Bare Facts
- Raichu a Song
- Captain Abduction
- Birdfucker
- I Never Go to Work
- Sharktopus
- Avada Kedavra
- Know Your Power Chords
- Lesbian
- Holes In the Fort
- Words Like Arsenic (Thyne Eyes Befell the Celestial Carnival)
- Draining the Lizard on a Dead Gay Wizard
- In Space No One Can Hear You Scream
- Hulahoop
- Kenny's Lament
- Radiation Mutation Transformation
- Black Holes Suck
- Hulkulele
- What Time Is It? (Adventure Time)
- Garfield
- Disney Song
Disc 2 (You Are What You Eat + Non-LP)
- Fan Fiction
- Looks Delicious
- Miyazaki Pig
- Convention
- Birds and Bees
- The Environment
- Three Steps to Sweet Revenge
- Creepy Internet Guy
- Food Belongs in Me
- Older
- Pac-Man
- Bite Me
- Test Chamber 17
- Avada Kedavra (Uncensored Mix)
- Fishfucker
- Smell Yo Dick
- Carrot Juice is Murder
- Vampire Penguins
- Dead
- Bastard Wants To Hit Me
- Lazyhead and Sleepybone
- Bee Of The Bird Of THe Moth
- Mr. Me
- Racist Against Devils (Fake Live Recording)
- I Don't Know How To Use A Fork (Fake Live Recording)
- Draining the Lizard on a Dead Gay Wizard (Instrumental)
Disc 3 (Demos + Live)
- Demented Music
- Prelude To Sharks
- Sharktopus (Demo)
- Burning Ambitions (Demo)
- In Space No One Can Hear You Scream (Demo)
- Black Holes Suck (Demo)
- Raichu a Song (Demo)
- Words Like Arsenic (Demo)
- Hulkulele (MTSU Studio Demo)
- Daggers In Your Bed
- Burning Chrome
- Alone at Home
- What Shall We Drill Now? (Demo)
- Eggos (Demo)
- Why Does The Sun Shine? (Live at The Muse)
- Convention (Live at The Muse)
- Birdfucker (Live at The Muse)
- Avada Kedavra (Live at MarsCon)
- Draining the Lizard (Live at MarsCon)
- In Space No One Can Hear You Scream (Live at MarsCon)
- What Shall We Drill Now? (Live at MarsCon)
- Sharktopus (Live at MarsCon)
- The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny (Live at MarsCon)
Disc 4 (Graze the Skyline)
- Holes In The Fort (Crappy Demo)
- Off to the Lions
- The Balled of the River Cat
- Ghost Procession Thru Warsaw
- The John McCain Descent Into Insignificant Blues
- Shimmering Cymbals Rush-Up The Dawn
- Drinking Up The Blood-Soaked Martian Sun (Mama, th' Spaceman's Out to Get Me)
- Holes in the Fort (demo)
- Untitled [2]
- Starbourne Wailing Ship Part VI - The Only Memorable Part Of The Suite
- Words Like Arsenic (Thyne Eyes Befell the Celestial Carnival) (demo)
- The Difference Between Coldhearted Apathy and Real, Visible Change is a Bullet in the Brain Parts I-XIV
- Sadly Broken Men
- Smokescreen from the Depths
- Smuggling in the Love
- Moonlit Confession to the Orang Tree
- Johnny Appleseed
- Cheap Beer is the Taste of Regret
- Meet Murder: The Sociopath’s Balled (2008 DJ Kuuben Dubstep Flava Mix)
- Untitled [1]
- Revolution 42
- Guy Who Meets Kids in Dark Alleys
- The Only Thing I Want to See if I Were to Die Tomorrow...
- ...One Hundred Billion Dollars
Disc 4 CD-ROM content
Music videos for Avada Kedavra, Draining the Lizard, Hulkulelea, and Sharktopus, video of NBW in the studio, instrumentals for Disc 1 track 1 to Disc 1 track 15, and a "Live In Space" rendition of In Space No One Can Hear You Scream.
Misc. Appearances (Compilations, guest appearances, etc.)
Front Cover
Very Tiny Songs
Format: CD
Release date: 2006
Recording Artist: Logan Whitehurst & the Junior Science Club
Country: United States of America
Company: Pandacide Records
How It's Lemon Demon: Track 7 "Infinite Tube of Toothpaste" suggested by Neil Cicierega
How I Got It: Bought on Needlejuice Records website
Track list
- Very Tiny Songs (A Very Tiny Song)
- Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
- Peasprout and the Little Baby Chick
- The Salad Days Of The Vegetáles
- Bonebeard, The Dinosaur Pirate from Space
- Kick It Into High Gear
- Infinite Tube of Toothpaste
- Damn The Cancer
- Global Warming (Is A Lie)
- If I Were A Pangolin
- The Ant and the Block of Cheese
- Susan
- Ambassador Robert W. Fitts
- Underwater Basket Weaving
- Michael Is The President of the English Club
- Trapped in the Stomach of a Giant
- What Will Laura Be When She Grows Up?
- Invisible Shadows
- Jen And Her Dog, Elvis
- Snake Babies
- Dr. Jekyll's Toothbrush
- Riley Raccoon, Defender of Critter Village
- Unicorns
- Noelle Loves Shakespeare
- Glas Pop Bottles
- The Periodic Table of The Elements
- We Are Fire Ants
- The Mischevious Elvs of Iceland
- What It's Like In Japan
- The Nature Kitty Nature Show Theme
- Spherical Dice
- Contents Unknown
- Lamentation on a Theme of Bubba's Secret
- I Have An Extra Head
- Osmosis
- Gentoo Penguins
- Schweepies
- Ultimate Frisbee
- Gelatin
- Cecil, The Cantankerous Turtle
- Demonic Lizards
- My Name Is Matlock
- He Didn't Like Caddyshack
- Pink Lemons
- Mr. T
- The Girl Who Liked Baseball
- Bryan Fernando Is Awesome
- Lemmings Will Do Whatever
- The Amazing Journey Of Twelve Kittens Through Math And Science
- Serving Size
- The Tale of Raskolnikov and Marty McFly
- Love is a Cyborg Playing the Harpsichord
- Daisy is Dead
- TAB Cola
- Substrates Plus Enzymes Equals Love
- The Golden Goldfish
- The No-Name Man (With No Name)
- When Good Kiwis Go Bad
- VCR Repairman
- The Forests Are Plotting Their Revenge
- Dr. Awkward
- ¡Villalpando!
- Igor Sikorski and the Helicopter
- Monty the Tree
- Wimps vs. Machos
- A Syrup Bottle Shaped Like Me
- Frogmasterman
- A Bad Day at the Gangster-Operated Mom-and-Pop Shop
- Gum
- The Tiniest Dog in the World
- Internal Banana Farm
- Lost In LOST
- The Ice Cream Man with the Bulgy Eye
- Vanilla's Sexy Love Life
- Super-Duper Smile Salesman
- The Villain Who Wears No Pants
- The Toaster Who Struggled Up a Hill Only to Find He Was Already on the Other Side
- Asian Afro
- James Wrote A Song About Me
- Melissa June, The Beatiful Deer
- The Ballad of William Archibald Spooner
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