Hi, welcome to my website! My name's Nifty, and most likely, your name isn't Nifty. I'm an artist, musician, and all-around creative person. Here on 44nifty.com, you can find your way to almost anything you might need to know about me. For a basic overview, simply visit the ABOUT ME page from the navigation bar up above.
Testimonials... 2!
"It's a good website, but could use more prominent 1980s punk rock iconoclasts who've since delved into spoken word. 12px offset/20px offset on the other side"
- Zaphod Beeblebrox, local Jello Biafra devotee
"This site is the greatest!! ... What's on it? umm... music stuff. and it's like, orange? ... uhhh..." [Tape ejected itself from the player before concluding interview.]
- Cass Ettape, local cassette tape
"what is a wiener and why does it need to be shaken off??? please clarify"
- Noonbeam, local clueless weirdofreak
"Nifty continues to amaze me with what they can do with a little bit of HTML. Plus their collection of music wares is astonishing, among the other great features. (The sound of a small branch snapping can be heard and I run off deeper into the woods)."
- Cheez, local deer
"I opened this website and my computer started leaking a bright red froth. I left before I could see any of the contents and do not plan on returning in fear of it happening again. The froth tastes nice though."
- Oscar, Relationships Manager
"i love the site! but i must admit i am completely biased. nifty paid me millions of dollars and kissed me on the cheek. do not trust my rating. 1000/10"
- Jamie "SkyKid" Bard, never heard of him
"anytime, 44nifty xD"
- C4L1F0RN14 UB3R 4LL3S, local UB3R-B0T
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