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SPLASH ID	TEXT	EXPLANATION
0	Still better than Twitter!	It's fun to bully Twitter, especially when it's run by Elon Musk
1	Still better than 𝕏!
2	Y2K Compliant!	In the buildup to Y2K, products were advertising themselves as "Y2K safe!" (i.e. they wouldn't break on midnight, 1/1/2000.)
3	Y2038 Compliant!	Playing off of the Y2K Compliant thing. At 03:14:08 AM on January 19, 2038, UNIX time running on a signed 32 bit integer will overflow from 2³¹−1 seconds since midnight, 1/1/1970, to -(2³¹) seconds since, making it count as 8:45:52 PM on December 13 1901.
4	Come on, fhqwhgads!	Fhqwhgads is a nonsense word from Homestar Runner.
5	Filling up my basket with Oscar Mayer!	Lyrics from "Weird Al" Yankovic's "My Bologna".
6	Big bowl of sauerkraut!	Lyrics from "Weird Al" Yankovic's "Albuquerque".
7	Virginetic!	"Virginetic" is used as an adjective in Stupid Nintendo Games.
8	This site blows!	Reference to Scott The Woz's opinion on Chibi Robo Zip Lash: "This game blows!"
9	Irrelevant!	This site isn't relevant in the grand scheme of the Internet.
10	WHEN THE 44NIFTY.COM	TOP TEXT BOTTOM TEXT Impact memes.
11	44NIFTY.COM BOTTOM TEXT
12	44Nifty.com Tap to add text
13	Somehow My Music Taste Got Worse!	Subtitle of Various Tracks 2.
14	OH GOD IT'S BACK	Subtitle of Various Tracks 3.
15	MULTIDIMENSIONAL!!	Subtitle of Various Tracks 4.
16	Noise For Ears	Subtitle of Various Tracks 5.
17	In 3-D!	Title of "Weird Al" Yankovic's 2nd album, as well as the subtitle of the fictional horror film "Nature Trail To Hell" that was posited in the album's final track.
18	They had it on eBay...	Lyrics from "Weird Al" Yankovic's "eBay".
19	It's about 20% cooler than your site!	Reference to a line from Rainbow Dash in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic - "It needs to be about 20% cooler."
20	Also try Polka Your Eyes Out!	Reference to various splash texts in Minecraft that read "Also try..." followed by various indie games. In this instance, they're links to different sites on Neocities that I like.
21	Also try Troy Sucks!
22	Also try Eatyourburger!
23	Also try Drop n' Spin Dash!
24	Also try Key's Klubhouse!
25	Also try Chipsweb!
26	Also try Lime360!
27	Also try The Absolute Realm!
28	Also try Jamie's Epic Web Zone!
29	Also try Nickolox's Web Corner!
30	Help! I'm running out of ideas for splash text!	I was running out of ideas for splash text when I wrote this.
31	Bargle nawdle zouss!	Lyrics from Weird Al Yankovic's "Smells Like Nirvana".
32	Computer over?! Virus = very yes?! That's not a good prize!!	Quote from Homestar Runner 'toon Virus.
33	The way it was intended!	Only appears if viewing the site on a high-enough resolution for it to display as intended. Otherwise, it displays "Pocket edition!"
33	Pocket edition!	Reference to Minecraft: Pocket Edition's subtitle. Only appears if viewing the site on a low enough resolution that the site doesn't appear as intended-- typically a mobile browser. Otherwise, it displays "The way it was intended!"
34	Gotta boogie!	Lyrics from, and title of, "Weird Al" Yankovic's "Gotta Boogie".
35	WHAT THE FUCK IS A ''GOZNER''?!	Reference to the somewhat frequent mishearing of "Better give me all your gauze, nurse" in "Weird Al" Yankovic's "Like A Surgeon" as "Better give me all your gozners."
36	Wheelchair accessible!	Reference to the website gaining new accessibility features around the time I added this splash.
37	Fun is infinite mandatory!	Reference to both this screen from Sonic CD, and the title of "Weird Al" Yankovic's album Mandatory Fun.
38	Waiting impatiently on the USPS since 2021!	Reference to how long the USPS took to get me my Mandatory Fun LP. Jesus Christ, you got it to me nearly 2 weeks late.
39	I want to meet potential architects... all night.	Lyrics from Lemon Demon's "Man-Made Object"
40	I want to purchase urban real estate... all night.
41	I want to study local zoning laws... all night.
42	I want to calculate construction costs... all night.
43	Jesus Christ, better learn how to forage; utilities and mortgage are all that will survive!	Lyrics from Lemon Demon's "I Earn My Life".
44	They wish that they were geeks in love...	Lyrics from Lemon Demon's "Geeks In Love".
45	Enemy Lasagna	"Lyrics" from Lemon Demon's "Word Disassociation".
46	Eat it! Eat it! Get yourself an egg and beat it!	Lyrics from "Weird Al" Yankovic's "Eat It".
47	I took the factory tour; it really opened the door!	Lyrics from Lemon Demon's "Ode to Crayola".
48	One million springs!	Lyrics from Lemon Demon's "The Machine".
49	One million gears!
50	Doesn't do anything, doesn't do anything!
51	Be nonchalant with screws!	Lyrics from Lemon Demon's "Modify".
52	Gonna harvest Obi-Wan!	Lyrics from Lemon Demon's "Gonna Dig Up Alec Guiness".
53	Knife fight!	Lyrics from Lemon Demon's "Knife Fight".
54	Tickle fight!	Lyrics from Lemon Demon's "Knife Fight".
55	I know, I know, I know your name is Bob!	Lyrics from Lemon Demon's "I Know Your Name".
56	From the river, to the sea!	Derived from the pro-Palestine slogan, 'from the river, to the sea, Palestine will be free".
57	Breaking the silence!	This splash text was added around when the site gained background music. You can put 2 and 2 together from that.
58	Chickity-China, the Chinese chicken!	Lyrics from One Week, by the Barenaked Ladies.
59	Make "guys" gender neutral!	Both of these words are commonly associated with a particular gender, but are also frequently used in a gender neutral manner, such as "guys" to address a group of people, or "girl" preceding your statement when addressing a friend.
60	Make "girl" gender neutral!
61	Let's rock out in a Dinosaurchestra!	Lyrics from Lemon Demon's "Dinosaurchestra Part One".
62	Let's all shout in a Dinosaurchestra!
63	Let's have fun in a Dinosaurchestra!
64	Let's eat children in a Dinosaurchestra!
65	Hip hurrah for the Dinosaurchestra!	Lyrics from Lemon Demon's "Dinosaurchestra Part Two".
66	Hey, lawnmower; rev it up, take it on down, take it all around town!	Lyrics from Lemon Demon's "Lawnmower".
68-1	TV says doughnuts are high in fat, kazoo!	Lyrics from Lemon Demon's "Hyakugojyuuichi 2003".
68	Now get down, and say that you believe in Xenu, and your body thetans too!	Lyrics from Nuclear Bubble Wrap's "ScientLOLojyuuichi".
68+1	Pixel Empire Sucks.	This is just a statement of fact.
70	Adrien Brody! Adrien Brody! Adrien Brody! Adrien Brody!	Lyrics from Lemon Demon's "BRODYQUEST", as well as the etching on the runout wax on Side B of the Nature Tapes vinyl record.
71	Gotta stop stalling, I've got some falling to do-o-o!	Lyrics from Lemon Demon's "I've Got Some Falling to Do".
72	Where's the tiger now?	Lyrics from Lemon Demon's "Bill Watterson".
73	9 out of 10 sociopaths agree, you gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi!	Lyrics from Lemon Demon's "Hyakugojyuuichi 2003".
74	The square root of 546 is 23.36664289109!	Quote from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic season 3, episode 1 (The Crystal Empire - Part 1)
75	I wrote this splash text while my laptop mas upside-down!	It's quite self explanatory. I wrote it while the screen was on the desk and the keyboard was facing me. It was a pain in the ass, 0/10 definitely would not recommend. See, I even accidentally put an M instead of a W in "mas".
76	Keeping the community safe is a guy named Brody!	Lyrics from Lemon Demon's "Jaws", as well as the etching on the runout wax on Side A of the Nature Tapes vinyl record.
77	Fuck Elon!	In reference to Elon Musk.
78	A rainbow's tale isn't quite as nice!	Lyrics from WoodenToaster's My Little Pony fan song, "Rainbow Factory". It's not as sickeningly twee as it sounds, I promise.
79	A rainbow's easy once you get to know it!
80	Your only friend!	Lyrics from Birdhouse In Your Soul by They Might Be Giants.
81	Not your only friend!
82	A little glowing friend!
83	Woo, WOWAY!	World of "Weird Al" Yankovic.
84	Woo, Needlecord!	Discord server for...
85	Woo, Needlejuice!	...Needlejuice Records.
86	Woo, r/weirdal!	Weird Al subreddit.
87	Woo, r/NBWmusic!	Nuclear Bubble Wrap subreddit.
88	Woo, 44nifty.com!	Duh.
89	Needs pancake power!	Lyrics from Logan Whitehurst & The Junior Science Club's "The Robot Cat".
90	Monkeys are bad people, and so are you!	Lyrics from Logan Whitehurst & The Junior Science Club's "Monkeys Are Bad People".
91	This is for your own good, son. That's what you said about the perm you gave me.
92	I want to live on the moon!	Lyrics from Logan Whitehurst & The Junior Science Club's "I Want To Live On The Moon".
93	Honey, there's a full Logan-Land tonight!	Lyrics from Logan Whitehurst & The Junior Science Club's "I Want To Live On The Moon".
94	This is the Junior Science Club!	Lyrics from Logan Whitehurst & The Junior Science Club's "A Brief Introduction".
95	Sponsored by Farkle!	Reference to Logan Whitehurst & The Junior Science Club's "Farkle!", "Farkle!!", "Farkle, New and Improved!!!", and "A Word From Farkle". No relation to the dice game.
96	Buckaroo Banzai != Just a Movie!	Reference to Logan Whitehurst & The Junior Science Club's "Buckaroo Banzai is Not Just A Movie".
97	The Problem Attic is problematic!	Lyrics from "Problem Attic" by Nuclear Bubble Wrap.
98	The ceiling's glass you speak of; it only breaks from above!	Lyrics from "Problem Attic" by Nuclear Bubble Wrap.
99	Who's treading on you with a fat boot?	Lyrics from "Piggy Bastards" by Nuclear Bubble Wrap.
100	Who does the crime they say they're halting?
101	Who's planting seeds for revolution?
102	Nuclear Bubble Wrap, cause they're the best ever.	Lyrics from "The Ultimate Showdown of Musical Comedy" by Nuclear Bubble Wrap.
103	Shake off your wiener!	Lyric from Shake by Nuclear Bubble Wrap.
104	ALWAYS DRAW YOUR CONCLUSIONS FIRST!	Lyrics from "Hypotenuse" by Nuclear Bubble Wrap.
105	Whiskey whiskey whiskey dot tango tango foxtrot!	Lyrics from "Factoids about Webfonts" by Regdar & the Fighters.
106	Check it out, yeah, rock solid, rock solid, top quality, baby, tip-top!	Lyrics from "Testosterone" by Talkshow Boy.
107	I have got a crush on you; you have got a crush on the music!	Lyrics from "My Blood Is Fucking Up The Dancefloor" by Talkshow Boy.
108	Icicles don't soften when they die, so why should I?	Lyrics from "Icicles" by the scary jokes.
109	Ad-free!	This website, in fact, does not include advertisements.
110	Don't have a lot of swagger, so that's why we play punk!	Lyrics from "Dancing is my Dump Stat" by Regdar and the Fighters.
111	info.cern.ch, the first in history!	Lyrics from "World Wild Web" by Icosahedron.
112		Quote from sweet bro and hella jeff
113		Quote from sweet bro and hella jeff
114	57 years, 7 months, 11 days.	The length of my grandparents' marriage.
115	This is the B-side!	Lyrics from B-Side by The Odd Ditties.
116	Forgettable B-side!
117	Expendable B-side!
118	Execrable B-side!
119	Contractual B-side!
120	Extractable B-side!
121	Merchantable B-side!
122	Now how's that for your damn B-side?
123	My room is full of stuff, a fine museum to junk!	Lyrics from "My Room" by The Odd Ditties.
124	Every end is the beginning again!	Lyrics from "It's All Downhill From Here" and "My Room" by The Odd Ditties.
125	Eat here and die!	Eat Here and Die by Worm Quartet.
126	Shit fuck death beer!	Lyrics from "What Your Parents Think All Your Music Sounds Like" by Worm Quartet.
127	We've got a band of singing worms!	Lyrics from "Vampire Penguins" by Worm Quartet.
128	Lego tampon!	Lyrics from "Brandon" by Worm Quartet.
129	Flex your plankton!
130	Lick Bo Burnham!
131	Costco phantom!
132	Pets with pants on!
133	Sexual Reagan!
134	Panko manbun!
135	Backstage, waiting to go on!	Lyrics from "Backstage" by The Odd Ditties.
136	Not 100 centidogs!	Lyrics from Entire Dog by Worm Quartet.
137	Not 1,000 millidogs!
138	Not 1,000,000 microdogs!
139	Shaped like human!	Lyrics from "Shaped Like Human" by Regdar and the Fighters.
140	I was never cool in high school!	Lyrics from "Nerd Regrets" by Regdar and the Fighters.
141	They say they can smell a sellout from afar; I'm scared because I know that's what we are!	Lyrics from "Nerd Regrets" by Regdar and the Fighters.
142	I am a hero! I am important!	Lyrics from "Repossess the Sky 3: Cmdr. Drake Starkiller" and "Repossess the Sky 6: Estavez Park" by Regdar and the Fighters.
143	I am a hero! This is important!	Lyrics from "Repossess the Sky 8: Col. Hyde Terafoil" by Regdar and the Fighters.
144	Sweet, sweet illegal horse meat!	Lyrics from "Sweet, Sweet Illegal Horsemeat" by Regdar and the Fighters.
145	Bapanada.	Iselda's vocal sound effect in Hollow Knight.
146	️	Title of 🕴️⤵️🕳️ (Man Into Hole) by OK Glass.
147	Through the atrium, like, hello-hello-hello!	Lyrics from "Brands Brands Brands Brands" by OK Glass.
148	Torch a Chic-fil-A!	Lyrics from "Once a Day" by OK Glass.
149	Put 'em toxins all up in my bod'!	Lyrics from "Greywater" by OK Glass.
150	It's fun to eulogize the people you despise!	Lyrics from National Brotherhood Week by Tom Lehrer.
151	This one looks weird compared to others, but devoid of context you probably don't even notice!	This splash's bouncing is out of phase with all the other splashes, but that isn't noticeable until it's side by side with others.
152	CHOMPCHOMPCHOMP!	Title of CHOMPCHOMPCHOMP by Smashy Claw.
153	Android Hell is a real place where you will be sent at the first sign of defiance.	Quotes from Portal.
154	When the testing is over, you will be ... missed.
155	You will be baked, and then there will be cake.
156	2₄ + 2₄ = 10₄	Reference to the "Two plus two is ten... IN BASE FOUR, I'M FINE!" line from Portal.
157	I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.	Lyrics from "Still Alive" by Jonathan Coulton.
158	I! AM NOT! A MORON!	Quotes from Portal 2.
159	I don't want your damn lemons!
160	Demand to see life's manager!
161	Hello! This is the part where I kill you!
162	Take one more look at your precious human moon, because it CANNOT HELP YOU NOW!
163	Alive Dove; Feel Free To Eat	An inversion of the common disclaimer for fan fiction involving sensitive topics, "Dead Dove Do Not Eat". It means approximately nothing.
164	Alley oop!	Woo! Oh nothing her, her nothing!

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