44Nifty's Awesome Website Of Awesomeness, Coolness, Tubularity, Insanity, and 50 other useless adjectives!

Yes, the title being unnecessarily long WAS necessary.

Splash text on the Index page

Still better than Twitter! It's fun to bully Twitter, especially when it's run by Melon Husk
Y2K Compliant! In the buildup to Y2K, products were advertising themselves as "Y2K safe!" (i.e. they wouldn't break on midnight, 1/1/2000.)
Y2038 Compliant! Playing off of the Y2K Compliant thing. At 03:14:08 AM on January 19, 2038, UNIX time running on a signed 32 bit integer will overflow from 231−1 seconds since midnight, 1/1/1970, to -(231) seconds since, making it count as 8:45:52 PM on December 13 1901.
Come on, fhqwhgads! Fhqwhgads is a nonsense word from Homestar Runner.
Filling up my basket with Oscar Meyer! Lyrics from Weird Al Yankovic's "My Bologna".
Big bowl of sauerkraut! Lyrics from Weird Al Yankovic's "Albuquerque".
Virginetic! "Virginetic" is used as an adjective in Stupid Nintendo Games.
Colormatic 2! The "colormatic" splash in Minecraft has all the letters as different colors. This is a sequel to that splash, that cycles through all colors.
182! Joke about blink-182, and the long-deprecated <blink> tag.
This site blows! Reference to Scott The Woz's opinion on Chibi Robo Zip Lash: "This game blows!"
Holy shit, is that a motherfucking Minecraft reference?! The splash text feature is a reference to Minecraft.
Irrelevant! This site isn't relevant in the grand scheme of the Internet.
Rated AO!
Scott the Woz reference.

If you don't get this one, you're stupid.