44Nifty's Awesome Website Of Awesomeness, Coolness, Tubularity, Insanity, and 50 other useless adjectives!

Yes, the title being unnecessarily long WAS necessary.



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Still better than Twitter! It's fun to bully Twitter, especially when it's run by Melon Husk
Still better than 𝕏!
Y2K Compliant! In the buildup to Y2K, products were advertising themselves as "Y2K safe!" (i.e. they wouldn't break on midnight, 1/1/2000.)
Y2038 Compliant! Playing off of the Y2K Compliant thing. At 03:14:08 AM on January 19, 2038, UNIX time running on a signed 32 bit integer will overflow from 231−1 seconds since midnight, 1/1/1970, to -(231) seconds since, making it count as 8:45:52 PM on December 13 1901.
Come on, fhqwhgads! Fhqwhgads is a nonsense word from Homestar Runner.
Filling up my basket with Oscar Meyer! Lyrics from "Weird Al" Yankovic's "My Bologna".
Big bowl of sauerkraut! Lyrics from "Weird Al" Yankovic's "Albuquerque".
Virginetic! "Virginetic" is used as an adjective in Stupid Nintendo Games.
This site blows! Reference to Scott The Woz's opinion on Chibi Robo Zip Lash: "This game blows!"
Irrelevant! This site isn't relevant in the grand scheme of the Internet.
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Somehow My Music Taste Got Worse! Subtitle of Various Tracks 2.
OH GOD IT'S BACK! Subtitle of Various Tracks 3.
MULTIDIMENSIONAL!! Subtitle of Various Tracks 4.
Noise For Ears Subtitle of Various Tracks 5.
In 3-D! Title of "Weird Al" Yankovic's 2nd album, as well as the subtitle of the fictional horror film "Nature Trail To Hell" that was posited in the album's final track.
They had it on eBay... Lyrics from "Weird Al" Yankovic's "eBay".
44Nifty was NotDansk, now its 44Nifty, not NotDansk, been a long time gone, NotDansk, not a Danish delight on a moonlit night... Lyrics from They Might Be Giants' "Istanbul (not Constantinople)", altered to reflect the name change the website (and my online persona in general) went under in 2021.
It's about 20% cooler than your site! Reference to a line from Rainbow Dash in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic - "It needs to be about 20% cooler."
Also try Polka Your Eyes Out! Reference to various splash texts in Minecraft that read "Also try..." followed by various indie games. In this instance, they're links to different sites on Neocities that I like.
Also try Troy Sucks!
Also try Eatyourburger!
Also try Drop n' Spin Dash!
Also try Key's Klubhouse!
Also try Chipsweb!
Also try Lime360!
Also try The Absolute Realm!
Also try Jamie's Epic Web Zone!
Also try Nickolox's Web Corner!
Help! I'm running out of ideas for splash text! I was running out of ideas for splash text when I wrote this.
Bargle nawdle zouss! Lyrics from Weird Al Yankovic's "Smells Like Nirvana".
Like my balls... real big. Lyrics from Your Favorite Martian's "Tig Ol' Bitties", which itself were a reference to another song they wrote, "My Balls."
Little children, near and far, don't know where your parents are
Cry directly in this jar, and I will drink it at the bar
Lyrics from Your Favorite Martian's "Orphan Tears".
Computer over?! Virus = very yes?! That's not a good prize!! Quote from Homestar Runner 'toon Virus.
iamverybadazz Lyrics from, and title of, Your Favorite Martian's "iamverybadazz".
The way it was intended! Only appears if viewing the site on a high-enough resolution for it to display as intended. Otherwise, it displays "Pocket edition!"
Pocket edition! Reference to mobile ports of games branding themselves as "pocket edition"-- e.g. Minecraft: Pocket Edition. Only appears if viewing the site on a low enough resolution that the site doesn't appear as intended-- typically a mobile browser. Otherwise, it displays "The way it was intended!"
Gotta boogie! Lyrics from, and title of, "Weird Al" Yankovic's "Gotta Boogie".
WHAT THE FUCK IS A ''GOZNER''?! Reference to the somewhat frequent mishearing of "Better give me all your gauze, nurse" in "Weird Al" Yankovic's "Like A Surgeon" as "Better give me all your gozners."
Ass barf barf ass barf piss! Barf piss ass ass barf! Barf piss ass ass piss! Lyrics from Your Favorite Martian's "Epileptic Techno".
Wheelchair accessible! Reference to the website gaining new accessibility features around the time I added this splash.
Fun is infinite mandatory! Reference to both this screen from Sonic CD, and the title of "Weird Al" Yankovic's album Mandatory Fun.
Waiting impatiently on the USPS since 2021! Reference to how long the USPS took to get me my Mandatory Fun LP. Jesus Christ, you got it to me nearly 2 weeks late.
I want to meet potential architects... all night. Lyrics from Lemon Demon's "Man-Made Object"
I want to purchase urban real estate... all night.
I want to study local zoning laws... all night.
I want to calculate construction costs... all night.
Jesus Christ, better learn how to forage; utilities and mortgage are all that will survive! Lyrics from Lemon Demon's "I Earn My Life".
They wish that they were geeks in love... Lyrics from Lemon Demon's "Geeks In Love".
Enemy Lasagna "Lyrics" from Lemon Demon's "Word Disassociation".
Eat it! Eat it! Get yourself an egg and beat it! Lyrics from "Weird Al" Yankovic's "Eat It".
Minecraft won't add inches to your...! Lyrics from Rucka Rucka Ali's "Minecraft Won’t Add Inches to Your C--k". (Yeah, I've never heard of them either.)
One million springs! Lyrics from Lemon Demon's "The Machine".
One million gears!
Doesn't do anything, doesn't do anything!
Be nonchalant with screws! Lyrics from Lemon Demon's "Modify".
Gonna harvest Obi-Wan! Lyrics from Lemon Demon's "Gonna Dig Up Alec Guiness".
Knife fight! Lyrics from Lemon Demon's "Knife Fight".
Tickle fight!
I know, I know, I know your name is Bob! Lyrics from Lemon Demon's "I Know Your Name".
From the river, to the sea! Derived from the pro-Palestine slogan, 'from the river, to the sea, Palestine will be free".
Breaking the silence! This splash text was added around when the site gained background music. You can put 2 and 2 together from that.
Chickity-China, the Chinese chicken! Lyrics from One Week, by the Barenaked Ladies.
Make "guys" gender neutral! Both of these words are commonly associated with a particular gender, but are also frequently used in a gender neutral manner, such as "guys" to address a group of people, or "girl" preceding your statement when addressing a friend.
Make "girl" gender neutral!
Let's rock out in a Dinosaurchestra! Lyrics from Lemon Demon's "Dinosaurchestra Part One".
Let's all shout in a Dinosaurchestra!
Let's have fun in a Dinosaurchestra!
Let's eat children in a Dinosaurchestra!
Hip hurrah for the Dinosaurchestra! Lyrics from Lemon Demon's "Dinosaurchestra Part Two".
As a powerful and complex computer of near omniscience, I can report with total confidence, after a careful .3 seconds calculating a whole world of probability and statistics, that yes, we are all gonna die--(nosaurchestra, Dinosaurchestra, Dinosaurchestra...) Lyrics from Lemon Demon's "Dinosaurchestra Part Three".
Hey, lawnmower; rev it up, take it on down, take it all around town! Lyrics from Lemon Demon's "Lawnmower".
TV says doughnuts are high in fat, kazoo! Lyrics from Lemon Demon's "Hyakugojyuuichi 2003".
Pixel Empire Sucks. This is just a statement of fact.
Adrien Brody! Adrien Brody! Adrien Brody! Adrien Brody! Lyrics from Lemon Demon's "BRODYQUEST", as well as the etching on the runout wax on Side B of the Nature Tapes vinyl record.
Gotta stop stalling, I've got some falling to do-o-o! Lyrics from Lemon Demon's "I've Got Some Falling to Do".
Where's the tiger now? Lyrics from Lemon Demon's "Bill Watterson".
9 out of 10 sociopaths agree, you gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi! Lyrics from Lemon Demon's "Hyakugojyuuichi 2003".
The square root of 546 is 23.36664289109! Quote from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic season 3, episode 1 (The Crystal Empire - Part 1)
I wrote this splash text while my laptop mas upside-down! It's quite self explanatory. I wrote it while the screen was on the desk and the keyboard was facing me. It was a pain in the ass, 0/10 definitely would not recommend. See, I even accidentally put an M instead of a W in "mas".
9/10 sociopaths agree, you gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi! Lyrics from Lemon Demon's "Hyakugojyuuichi 2003".
Keeping the community safe is a guy named Brody! Lyrics from Lemon Demon's "Jaws", as well as the etching on the runout wax on Side A of the Nature Tapes vinyl record.
Fuck Elon! In reference to Elon Musk.
A rainbow's tale isn't quite as nice! Lyrics from WoodenToaster's My Little Pony fan song, "Rainbow Factory". It's not as sickeningly twee as it sounds, I promise.
A rainbow's easy once you get to know it!

Special occasion splashes

During certain times of year, I'll replace the usual rotation of splash text with seasonally relevant splash text. These are those splashes.

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February 16th - Website creation date
Of course, it needs to be full of references to my online presence that nearly nobody will get!!
Yuge! Reference to an old update ticker from the 2021 v1 of the site, where I described a redesign of it as "yuge"-- which, in turn, was a mockery of 45th United States president Donald J. Trump.
Say no to vaxines! Reference to sayno2vax, the very first side-site I made with Neocities supporter.
50 adjectives! The full title of the site is "44Nifty's Awesome Website Of Awesomeness, Coolness, Tubularity, Insanity, and 50 other useless adjectives!". This is a reference to the "50 other useless adjectives" part.
HP! Reference to Niftows HP, the 3rd version of the site, and arguably the coolest damn one I've ever made. Unfortunately, it was also very laggy.
I love playing the Nintendo Wii! Reference to I Love Playing The Nintendo Wii, a very repetitive Nintendo Wii fansite I maintain.
[x] years! The [x] is replaced every year with however many years it's been since the creation of my site (e.g. "Three years!")
this do go to be an splash!!!!! Splash text written in "orb" grammar. Orb games were Roblox obbies made by people pretending to be around 7 or 8 years old, complete with awful grammar and Microsoft Paint graphics. Really, quite the fascinating time.
NO CONSONANTS! Reference to a brief period where I would go by "vowels only" a couple years ago on Reddit and the like.
Powered by Ubuntu! Reference to an old username of mine, "PoweredByUbuntu". I never actually used Ubuntu.
Nuff said. Wow, we're really breaking out the cringe references here, huh? This is a reference to my old DeviantArt account, on which my bio said "I like Rainbow Dash. Nuff said." Yeah, I told you; cringe.
October 27th-31st - Halloween
Coming Soon
November 21st - my birthday!
It's time to celebrate your birthday; it happens every year! Lyrics from "Weird Al" Yankovic's "Happy Birthday".
We'll eat a lot of broccoli and drink a lot of beer!
There's garbage in the water, there's poison in the sky!
It doesn't take a military genius to see, we'll all be crispy critters after World War 3!
If you think it's scary; if it's more than you can take,
just blow out the candles and have a piece of cake!
Give you cookies and balloons, and some pocket cash to spend! Lyrics from Lemon Demon's "Birthday (Alligators And Pretzel Makers)".
Cake gear from Roblox. Audio comes from a reskin of the same item released for the 10th anniversary of Roblox.
December 15th-25th - Christmas
It's Christmas At Ground Zero! Lyrics from "Weird Al" Yankovic's "Christmas At Ground Zero".
The Night Santa Went Crazy! The title of "Weird Al" Yankovic's "The Night Santa Went Crazy".
It's a Bargain Bin Christmas! Lyrics from, and the title of Garrett Williamson's "It's A Bargain Bin Christmas", from Scott The Woz.
I'M NOT AN RPG GUY! Quote from "You're Not An RPG Guy: A Scott The Woz Christmas".
Coming this Christmas to a theatre near you... Lyrics from "Weird Al" Yankovic's "Nature Trail To Hell".
Merry Christmas to all; now you're all gonna die! Lyrics from "Weird Al" Yankovic's "The Night Santa Went Crazy".
And a beer... in a tree. "Lyrics" from Bob & Doug McKenzie's "The 12 Days Of Christmas".
Such a tasty snack, I always eat too much, and throw up, but I'll soon be back, for... Lyrics from "Weird Al" Yankovic's "My Bologna", which initially released on Christmas day of 1979.
It's awesome, baby! Quote, and title of Scott The Woz episode 100, "It's Awesome Baby!" which initially released December 16th of 2018.
Mr Creamy Shits A profane almost-anagram of "Merry Christmas"-- "Merry Christmas" having one extra R over "Mr Creamy Shits".
Like greed; now that's a sin! Lyrics from The 8-bit Big Band's "The Next Best Thing", from Scott The Woz.
Nothing could go wrong, unless that's what you'd like! Lyrics from Lemon Demon's "Aurora Borealis".