44Nifty's Awesome Website Of Awesomeness, Coolness, Tubularity, Insanity, and 50 other useless adjectives!
Yes, the title being unnecessarily long WAS necessary.
Yes, the title being unnecessarily long WAS necessary.
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Still better than Twitter! | It's fun to bully Twitter, especially when it's run by Melon Husk |
Still better than 𝕏! | |
Y2K Compliant! | In the buildup to Y2K, products were advertising themselves as "Y2K safe!" (i.e. they wouldn't break on midnight, 1/1/2000.) |
Y2038 Compliant! | Playing off of the Y2K Compliant thing. At 03:14:08 AM on January 19, 2038, UNIX time running on a signed 32 bit integer will overflow from 231−1 seconds since midnight, 1/1/1970, to -(231) seconds since, making it count as 8:45:52 PM on December 13 1901. |
Come on, fhqwhgads! | Fhqwhgads is a nonsense word from Homestar Runner. |
Filling up my basket with Oscar Meyer! | Lyrics from "Weird Al" Yankovic's "My Bologna". |
Big bowl of sauerkraut! | Lyrics from "Weird Al" Yankovic's "Albuquerque". |
Virginetic! | "Virginetic" is used as an adjective in Stupid Nintendo Games. |
This site blows! | Reference to Scott The Woz's opinion on Chibi Robo Zip Lash: "This game blows!" |
Irrelevant! | This site isn't relevant in the grand scheme of the Internet. |
WHEN THE 44NIFTY.COM | If you don't get this one, you're stupid. |
44NIFTY.COM BOTTOM TEXT | |
44Nifty.com Tap to add text | |
Somehow My Music Taste Got Worse! | Subtitle of Various Tracks 2. |
OH GOD IT'S BACK! | Subtitle of Various Tracks 3. |
MULTIDIMENSIONAL!! | Subtitle of Various Tracks 4. |
Noise For Ears | Subtitle of Various Tracks 5. |
In 3-D! | Title of "Weird Al" Yankovic's 2nd album, as well as the subtitle of the fictional horror film "Nature Trail To Hell" that was posited in the album's final track. |
They had it on eBay... | Lyrics from "Weird Al" Yankovic's "eBay". |
44Nifty was NotDansk, now its 44Nifty, not NotDansk, been a long time gone, NotDansk, not a Danish delight on a moonlit night... | Lyrics from They Might Be Giants' "Istanbul (not Constantinople)", altered to reflect the name change the website (and my online persona in general) went under in 2021. |
It's about 20% cooler than your site! | Reference to a line from Rainbow Dash in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic - "It needs to be about 20% cooler." |
Also try Polka Your Eyes Out! | Reference to various splash texts in Minecraft that read "Also try..." followed by various indie games. In this instance, they're links to different sites on Neocities that I like. |
Also try Troy Sucks! | |
Also try Eatyourburger! | |
Also try Drop n' Spin Dash! | |
Also try Key's Klubhouse! | |
Also try Chipsweb! | |
Also try Lime360! | |
Also try The Absolute Realm! | |
Also try Jamie's Epic Web Zone! | |
Also try Nickolox's Web Corner! | |
Help! I'm running out of ideas for splash text! | I was running out of ideas for splash text when I wrote this. |
Bargle nawdle zouss! | Lyrics from Weird Al Yankovic's "Smells Like Nirvana". |
Like my balls... real big. | Lyrics from Your Favorite Martian's "Tig Ol' Bitties", which itself were a reference to another song they wrote, "My Balls." |
Little children, near and far, don't know where your parents are Cry directly in this jar, and I will drink it at the bar | Lyrics from Your Favorite Martian's "Orphan Tears". |
Computer over?! Virus = very yes?! That's not a good prize!! | Quote from Homestar Runner 'toon Virus. |
iamverybadazz | Lyrics from, and title of, Your Favorite Martian's "iamverybadazz". |
The way it was intended! | Only appears if viewing the site on a high-enough resolution for it to display as intended. Otherwise, it displays "Pocket edition!" |
Pocket edition! | Reference to mobile ports of games branding themselves as "pocket edition"-- e.g. Minecraft: Pocket Edition. Only appears if viewing the site on a low enough resolution that the site doesn't appear as intended-- typically a mobile browser. Otherwise, it displays "The way it was intended!" |
Gotta boogie! | Lyrics from, and title of, "Weird Al" Yankovic's "Gotta Boogie". |
WHAT THE FUCK IS A ''GOZNER''?! | Reference to the somewhat frequent mishearing of "Better give me all your gauze, nurse" in "Weird Al" Yankovic's "Like A Surgeon" as "Better give me all your gozners." |
Ass barf barf ass barf piss! Barf piss ass ass barf! Barf piss ass ass piss! | Lyrics from Your Favorite Martian's "Epileptic Techno". |
Wheelchair accessible! | Reference to the website gaining new accessibility features around the time I added this splash. |
Fun is infinite mandatory! | Reference to both this screen from Sonic CD, and the title of "Weird Al" Yankovic's album Mandatory Fun. |
Waiting impatiently on the USPS since 2021! | Reference to how long the USPS took to get me my Mandatory Fun LP. Jesus Christ, you got it to me nearly 2 weeks late. |
I want to meet potential architects... all night. | Lyrics from Lemon Demon's "Man-Made Object" |
I want to purchase urban real estate... all night. | |
I want to study local zoning laws... all night. | |
I want to calculate construction costs... all night. | |
Jesus Christ, better learn how to forage; utilities and mortgage are all that will survive! | Lyrics from Lemon Demon's "I Earn My Life". |
They wish that they were geeks in love... | Lyrics from Lemon Demon's "Geeks In Love". |
Enemy Lasagna | "Lyrics" from Lemon Demon's "Word Disassociation". |
Eat it! Eat it! Get yourself an egg and beat it! | Lyrics from "Weird Al" Yankovic's "Eat It". |
Minecraft won't add inches to your...! | Lyrics from Rucka Rucka Ali's "Minecraft Won’t Add Inches to Your C--k". (Yeah, I've never heard of them either.) |
One million springs! | Lyrics from Lemon Demon's "The Machine". |
One million gears! | |
Doesn't do anything, doesn't do anything! | |
Be nonchalant with screws! | Lyrics from Lemon Demon's "Modify". |
Gonna harvest Obi-Wan! | Lyrics from Lemon Demon's "Gonna Dig Up Alec Guiness". |
Knife fight! | Lyrics from Lemon Demon's "Knife Fight". |
Tickle fight! | |
I know, I know, I know your name is Bob! | Lyrics from Lemon Demon's "I Know Your Name". |
From the river, to the sea! | Derived from the pro-Palestine slogan, 'from the river, to the sea, Palestine will be free". |
Breaking the silence! | This splash text was added around when the site gained background music. You can put 2 and 2 together from that. |
Chickity-China, the Chinese chicken! | Lyrics from One Week, by the Barenaked Ladies. |
Make "guys" gender neutral! | Both of these words are commonly associated with a particular gender, but are also frequently used in a gender neutral manner, such as "guys" to address a group of people, or "girl" preceding your statement when addressing a friend. |
Make "girl" gender neutral! | |
Let's rock out in a Dinosaurchestra! | Lyrics from Lemon Demon's "Dinosaurchestra Part One". |
Let's all shout in a Dinosaurchestra! | |
Let's have fun in a Dinosaurchestra! | |
Let's eat children in a Dinosaurchestra! | |
Hip hurrah for the Dinosaurchestra! | Lyrics from Lemon Demon's "Dinosaurchestra Part Two". |
As a powerful and complex computer of near omniscience, I can report with total confidence, after a careful .3 seconds calculating a whole world of probability and statistics, that yes, we are all gonna die--(nosaurchestra, Dinosaurchestra, Dinosaurchestra...) | Lyrics from Lemon Demon's "Dinosaurchestra Part Three". |
Hey, lawnmower; rev it up, take it on down, take it all around town! | Lyrics from Lemon Demon's "Lawnmower". |
TV says doughnuts are high in fat, kazoo! | Lyrics from Lemon Demon's "Hyakugojyuuichi 2003". |
Pixel Empire Sucks. | This is just a statement of fact. |
Adrien Brody! Adrien Brody! Adrien Brody! Adrien Brody! | Lyrics from Lemon Demon's "BRODYQUEST", as well as the etching on the runout wax on Side B of the Nature Tapes vinyl record. |
Gotta stop stalling, I've got some falling to do-o-o! | Lyrics from Lemon Demon's "I've Got Some Falling to Do". |
Where's the tiger now? | Lyrics from Lemon Demon's "Bill Watterson". |
9 out of 10 sociopaths agree, you gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi! | Lyrics from Lemon Demon's "Hyakugojyuuichi 2003". |
The square root of 546 is 23.36664289109! | Quote from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic season 3, episode 1 (The Crystal Empire - Part 1) |
I wrote this splash text while my laptop mas upside-down! | It's quite self explanatory. I wrote it while the screen was on the desk and the keyboard was facing me. It was a pain in the ass, 0/10 definitely would not recommend. See, I even accidentally put an M instead of a W in "mas". |
9/10 sociopaths agree, you gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi! | Lyrics from Lemon Demon's "Hyakugojyuuichi 2003". |
Keeping the community safe is a guy named Brody! | Lyrics from Lemon Demon's "Jaws", as well as the etching on the runout wax on Side A of the Nature Tapes vinyl record. |
Fuck Elon! | In reference to Elon Musk. |
A rainbow's tale isn't quite as nice! | Lyrics from WoodenToaster's My Little Pony fan song, "Rainbow Factory". It's not as sickeningly twee as it sounds, I promise. |
A rainbow's easy once you get to know it! |
During certain times of year, I'll replace the usual rotation of splash text with seasonally relevant splash text. These are those splashes.
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February 16th - Website creation date | |
Of course, it needs to be full of references to my online presence that nearly nobody will get!! | |
Yuge! | Reference to an old update ticker from the 2021 v1 of the site, where I described a redesign of it as "yuge"-- which, in turn, was a mockery of 45th United States president Donald J. Trump. |
Say no to vaxines! | Reference to sayno2vax, the very first side-site I made with Neocities supporter. |
50 adjectives! | The full title of the site is "44Nifty's Awesome Website Of Awesomeness, Coolness, Tubularity, Insanity, and 50 other useless adjectives!". This is a reference to the "50 other useless adjectives" part. |
HP! | Reference to Niftows HP, the 3rd version of the site, and arguably the coolest damn one I've ever made. Unfortunately, it was also very laggy. |
I love playing the Nintendo Wii! | Reference to I Love Playing The Nintendo Wii, a very repetitive Nintendo Wii fansite I maintain. |
[x] years! | The [x] is replaced every year with however many years it's been since the creation of my site (e.g. "Three years!") |
this do go to be an splash!!!!! | Splash text written in "orb" grammar. Orb games were Roblox obbies made by people pretending to be around 7 or 8 years old, complete with awful grammar and Microsoft Paint graphics. Really, quite the fascinating time. |
NO CONSONANTS! | Reference to a brief period where I would go by "vowels only" a couple years ago on Reddit and the like. |
Powered by Ubuntu! | Reference to an old username of mine, "PoweredByUbuntu". I never actually used Ubuntu. |
Nuff said. | Wow, we're really breaking out the cringe references here, huh? This is a reference to my old DeviantArt account, on which my bio said "I like Rainbow Dash. Nuff said." Yeah, I told you; cringe. |
October 27th-31st - Halloween | |
Coming | Soon |
November 21st - my birthday! | |
It's time to celebrate your birthday; it happens every year! | Lyrics from "Weird Al" Yankovic's "Happy Birthday". |
We'll eat a lot of broccoli and drink a lot of beer! | |
There's garbage in the water, there's poison in the sky! | |
It doesn't take a military genius to see, we'll all be crispy critters after World War 3! | |
If you think it's scary; if it's more than you can take, just blow out the candles and have a piece of cake! | |
Give you cookies and balloons, and some pocket cash to spend! | Lyrics from Lemon Demon's "Birthday (Alligators And Pretzel Makers)". |
Cake gear from Roblox. Audio comes from a reskin of the same item released for the 10th anniversary of Roblox. | |
December 15th-25th - Christmas | |
It's Christmas At Ground Zero! | Lyrics from "Weird Al" Yankovic's "Christmas At Ground Zero". |
The Night Santa Went Crazy! | The title of "Weird Al" Yankovic's "The Night Santa Went Crazy". |
It's a Bargain Bin Christmas! | Lyrics from, and the title of Garrett Williamson's "It's A Bargain Bin Christmas", from Scott The Woz. |
I'M NOT AN RPG GUY! | Quote from "You're Not An RPG Guy: A Scott The Woz Christmas". |
Coming this Christmas to a theatre near you... | Lyrics from "Weird Al" Yankovic's "Nature Trail To Hell". |
Merry Christmas to all; now you're all gonna die! | Lyrics from "Weird Al" Yankovic's "The Night Santa Went Crazy". |
And a beer... in a tree. | "Lyrics" from Bob & Doug McKenzie's "The 12 Days Of Christmas". |
Such a tasty snack, I always eat too much, and throw up, but I'll soon be back, for... | Lyrics from "Weird Al" Yankovic's "My Bologna", which initially released on Christmas day of 1979. |
It's awesome, baby! | Quote, and title of Scott The Woz episode 100, "It's Awesome Baby!" which initially released December 16th of 2018. |
Mr Creamy Shits | A profane almost-anagram of "Merry Christmas"-- "Merry Christmas" having one extra R over "Mr Creamy Shits". |
Like greed; now that's a sin! | Lyrics from The 8-bit Big Band's "The Next Best Thing", from Scott The Woz. |
Nothing could go wrong, unless that's what you'd like! | Lyrics from Lemon Demon's "Aurora Borealis". |