Various Tracks

Various Tracks



May 19, 2023
  1. AnimatedJames - Brony Polka
  2. "Weird Al" Yankovic - Bohemian Polka
  3. Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody
  4. "Weird Al" Yankovic - Another One Rides The Bus
  5. Queen - Another One Bites The Dust
  6. "Weird Al" Yankovic - Addicted To Spuds
  7. Daniel Ingram - Winter Wrap Up
  8. "Weird Al" Yankovic - Yoda
  9. "Weird Al" Yankovic - Your Horoscope For Today
  10. Strong Bad - TROGDOR
  11. Queen - We Will Rock You
  12. Vylet Pony - ANTONYMPH
  13. Garrett Williamson - Closing In
  14. Johnathan Coulton - Still Alive
  15. "Weird Al" Yankovic (as Cheese Sandwich) - Super Duper Party Pony
  16. "Weird Al" Yankovic - Amish Paradise
  17. Limozeen - Because, It's Midnite
  18. "Weird Al" Yankovic - Cable TV
  19. Johnathan Coulton - Still Alive (Radio Mix)
  20. "Weird Al" Yankovic - Canadian Idiot
  21. "Weird Al" Yankovic - Albuquerque

FUN FACT! This is the first Various Tracks mixtape to... well, exist.

Various Tracks 2: Somehow, My Music Taste Got Worse


June 27, 2023
  1. Emily Blunt (as Tempest Storm) - Open Up Your Eyes
  2. "Weird Al" Yankovic - Grapefruit Diet
  3. Cherry Poppin' Daddies - Zoot Suit Riot
  4. AwkwardMarina - Anthropology
  5. Nicholas Karr - Stupid Nintendo Games
  6. The Living Tombstone - Discord
  7. Garrett Williamson - Just Buy The Game
  8. Kenny Loggins - Danger Zone
  9. Y&T - Contagious
  10. Queen - Killer Queen
  11. Lemon Demon - Two Trucks
  12. Daniel Ingram - A True, True Friend
  13. Johnathan Coulton - Want You Gone
  14. "Weird Al" Yankovic - Now You Know
  15. "Weird Al" Yankovic - Dare To Be Stupid
  16. "Weird Al" Yankovic - Christmas At Ground Zero
  17. Daniel Ingram - Art Of The Dress
  18. Queen - Radio Ga Ga
  19. Lemon Demon - My Trains
  20. SiivaGunner - Want You Gone (Radio Mix)
  21. Taye Diggs (as Capper) - I'm The Friend You Need
  22. Y&T - Fight For Your Life
  23. Daniel Ingram - This Day Aria
  24. C418 - Dog

FUN FACT: This is the first Various Tracks mixtape to contain instrumental music. (C418 - Dog)

Various Tracks 3: OH GOD IT'S BACK


July 5th, 2023
  1. Toby Fox - Menu (Full)
  2. "Weird Al" Yankovic - Hardware Store
  3. Daniel Ingram - In Our Town
  4. Nicholas Karr - Might As Well
  5. "Weird Al" Yankovic - Nature Trail to Hell
  6. Joaftheloaf - Swing! Tavi Swing!
  7. Tenacious D - Video Games
  8. Toby Fox - Your Best Nightmare
  9. "Weird Al" Yankovic - My Bologna
  10. Lemon Demon - Really Cool Wig
  11. "Weird Al" Yankovic - Like A Surgeon
  12. SherclopPones - Pinkie's Brew
  13. Nicholas Karr - There's A Madden For Me!
  14. Toby Fox - Hopes and Dreams
  15. "Weird Al" Yankovic - White & Nerdy
  16. "Weird Al" Yankovic - Truck Drivin' Song
  17. "Weird Al" Yankovic - TMZ
  18. "Weird Al" Yankovic - The Night Santa Went Crazy
  19. "Weird Al" Yankovic - Polkamon
  20. "Weird Al" Yankovic - Jerry Springer
  21. Toby Fox - Megalovania
  22. C418 - Cat
  23. "Weird Al" Yankovic - First World Problems
  24. C418 - Aria Math
  25. "Weird Al" Yankovic - I Was Only Kidding
  26. "Weird Al" Yankovic - Don't Download This Song
  27. Toby Fox - Song That Might Play When You Fight Sans

FUN FACT! This is the first Various Tracks mixtape to have multiple colors on its cover art! Additionally, it's the first Various Tracks mixtape to have more than three songs by the same musician next to each other. (Tracks 15-20, "Weird Al" Yankovic)

Various Tracks 4: MULTIDIMENSIONAL!!


August 9th, 2023
  1. "Weird Al" Yankovic - Eat It
  2. Michael Jackson - Beat It
  3. Hergest Ridge - My Little Medley: Polka Is Magic
  4. Hyper Potions - Borderline Forever Outro
  5. "Weird Al" Yankovic - I Lost On Jeopardy
  6. Garrett Williamson - Why Don't You Play Them
  7. Homestar Runner - Secret Song
  8. "Weird Al" Yankovic - Polkas On 45
  9. Nicholas Karr - Stupid Nintendo Games (Reprise)
  10. "Weird Al" Yankovic - Theme From Rocky XIII
  11. Garrett Williamson - Countdown Song
  12. Garrett Williamson - Break In
  13. Garrett Williamson & Nicholas Karr - How To Talk About Video Games
  14. Garrett Williamson - It's A Bargain Bin Christmas
  15. The Living Tombstone - Magic
  16. Garrett Williamson - Scott The Woz On G4
  17. Fall Out Boy - We Didn't Start The Fire (2023 ver.)
  18. Matt "Bulby" Stoney - The Bible Game Gospel
  19. "Weird Al" Yankovic - The Hamilton Polka
  20. Cherry Poppin' Daddies - Come Back To Me
  21. Jack Black (as Bowser) - Peaches
  22. Queen - Flash
  23. Garrett Williamson - Anime Fight Scene
  24. Tee Lopes - Merry Christmas, Data Design Credits
  25. Garrett Williamson - Barrel Blast Completion Montage
  26. Daniel Ingram - The Spectacle
  27. "Weird Al" Yankovic - Midnight Star

FUN FACT! This is the first Various Tracks mixtapes to feature Michael Jackson.

Various Tracks 4: The Worst CD-R To Grace This Planet.


February 24th, 2024
  1. Lemon Demon - Aurora Borealis
  2. "Weird Al" Yankovic - Smells Like Nirvana
  3. Nirvana - Smells Like Teen Spirit
  4. Neil Cicierega - Bills Like Jean Spirit
  5. Lemon Demon - Hyakugojyuuichi 2003
  6. "Weird Al" Yankovic - The Day Santa Went Crazy (Extra Gory Version)
  7. Tony Goldmark - The Day Alfred Went Weird
  8. "Weird Al" Yankovic - Polka Face
  9. Neil Cicierega - Closerflies
  10. "Weird Al" Yankovic - The Alternative Polka (Uncut)
  11. Neil Cicerega - Rollercloser
  12. Logan Whitehurst & the Junior Science Club - A Word From Farkle
  13. They Might Be Giants - Birdhouse In Your Soul
  14. Lemon Demon - Birdhouse In Your Soul (They Might Be Giants cover)
  15. Lemon Demon - Word Disassociation
  16. Lemon Demon - The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
  17. Logan Whitehurst & the Junior Science Club - The Robot Cat
  18. Lemon Demon - Knife Fight
  19. Lemon Demon - Elvis Porn (2006 version)

FUN FACT! This is the first Various Tracks mixtape to have a cover art drawn in pencil.

Various Tracks 6: Hopefully, This Will Be the last One For Quite a While.


December 30th, 2024
  1. Logan Whitehurst & The Junior Science Club - A Brief Introduction
  2. Logan Whitehurst & The Junior Science Club - The Robot Cat
  3. Nuclear Bubble Wrap - The Ice Cream Man
  4. Nuclear Bubble Wrap - ScientLOLojyuuichi
  5. Nuclear Bubble Wrap - Draining the Lizard on a Dead Gay Wizard
  6. Steve Goodie - Dumbledore
  7. "Weird Al" Yankovic - Hardware Store
  8. Nuclear Bubble Wrap - Fan Fiction
  9. Nuclear Bubble Wrap - The Environment
  10. Junebug - Refrigerator
  11. the scary jokes - Icicles
  12. Steve Goodie - Everything You Know is Wrong
  13. Junebug - I'm A Bad Mamma Jamma (Who Works at Wendy's)
  14. Nuclear Bubble Wrap - Inyourendo
  15. Nuclear Bubble Wrap - Pansexual Pantheist
  16. Nuclear Bubble Wrap - Piggy Bastards
  17. Icosahedron - Really Cool Skeletons
  18. They Might Be Giants Someone Keeps Moving My Chair
  19. Nuclear Bubble Wrap - Hulahoop
  20. Icosahedron - World Wild Web
  21. Vylet Pony - ANTONYMPH (2009 Newgrounds version)
  22. 24railwaycuttings - Pinkie Pie's Perfectly Party-tastic Polka

FUN FACT! This is the last Various Tracks mixtape.

Various Tracks Distant Relatives

These mixtapes are relatives of the Various Tracks series, but aren't official entries in the main series. Expect repeat songs from existing entries.

Various Tracks - 16 Grand Tracks


September 9th, 2023
  1. Ilmari Hakkola - Cake Race
    {Garrett Williamson - Closing In}
  2. Daniel Ingram - In Our Town (Early "No Choir" Mix)
    {Nicholas Karr - Might As Well}
  3. Funk Fiction - Metro Madness Act I
    {Garrett Williamson - Why Don't You Play Them}
  4. Johnathan Coulton - Still Alive (Radio Mix)
    {Johnathan Coulton - Want You Gone}
  5. Masato Nakamura - Metropolis Zone (Nick Arcade Prototype)
    {"Weird Al" Yankovic - Skipper Dan}
  6. Koji Kondo - Slider (NA Version)
    {"Weird Al" Yankovic - Dare To Be Stupid}
  7. minomus - The Great Strategy (Beta Mix)
    {Toby Fox - CORE}
  8. Kazuko Umino, Yasuko Yamada - Versus Challenge
    {Shinji Hosoe - Breakout}
  9. Mahita Yokota - Slider (OST Version)
    {"Weird Al" Yankovic - Truck Drivin' Song}
  10. LarryInc64, "Weird Al" Yankovic - Hardware Store (Super Mario Bros. 3 style)
  11. LarryInc64, "Weird Al" Yankovic - Nature Trail To Hell (Castlevania IV style)
  12. Koji Kondo - Ultimate Koopa Clear
    {Toby Fox - Your Best Nightmare}
  13. Garalina - Girl World (Alpha Mix)
    {minomus - The Great Strategy}
  14. Shinji Hosoe - Breakout (Unused Version)
    {Garrett Williamson - Break In}
  15. Toby Fox - Fallen Down (Reprise) (OST Version)
    {Johnathon Coulton - Still Alive}
  16. Kazumi Totaka - K.K. Western
    {"Weird Al" Yankovic - Good Enough For Now}
  17. Hoyt Curtin, Joseph Barbera, William Hanna - 7 Grand Dad

FUN FACT! This is the first Various Tracks mixtape to have a hidden track. But... I guess it's not very secret anymore, huh? Additionally, it's the first one to be made entirely up of video game music... kind of.

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Polkapalooza!


October 6th, 2023
  1. Polkas On 45 (From In 3-D)
  2. Hooked On Polkas (From Dare To Be Stupid)
  3. Polka Party! (From Polka Party!)
  4. The Hot Rocks Polka (From UHF: Original Motion Picture Soundtrack And Other Stuff)
  5. Polka Your Eyes Out (From Off The Deep End)
  6. Bohemian Polka (From Alapalooza)
  7. The Alternative Polka (From Bad Hair Day)
  8. Polka Power! (From Running With Scissors)
  9. Polkamon (From Pokemon 2000: The Power Of One)
  10. Angry White Boy Polka (From Poodle Hat)
  11. Polkarama! (From Straight Outta Lynwood)
  12. Polka Face (From Alpocalpyse)
  13. NOW That's What I Call Polka! (From Mandatory Fun)
  14. The Hamilton Polka (Single)
  15. BONUS TRACK: Polkas On 45 (Live Pre-Album Version)
  16. BONUS TRACK: The Buddy Holly Polka (Cut excerpt from The Alternative Polka)
  17. BONUS TRACK: Polkarama! (Instrumental)

FUN FACT! This is the first Various Tracks mixtape to have multiple copies of the CD made (two!), and the first Various Tracks mixtape to be exclusively by one artist. Additionally, it's the first Various Tracks mixtape to be made up entirely of one genre. Finally, it's also the first to have its artwork be drawn on a medium other than notebook paper. (Printer paper, scanned and copied twice)

The Weird Mix


December 27th, 2023

Side Al / Disc Al

  1. "Weird Al" Yankovic - Ricky
  2. "Weird Al" Yankovic - Eat It
  3. "Weird Al" Yankovic - I Was Only Kidding
  4. "Weird Al" Yankovic - Word Crimes
  5. "Weird Al" Yankovic - Now You Know
  6. "Weird Al" Yankovic - Tacky
  7. "Weird Al" Yankovic - Your Horoscope For Today
  8. "Weird Al" Yankovic - Callin' In Sick
  9. "Weird Al" Yankovic - Christmas At Ground Zero
  10. "Weird Al" Yankovic - You Make Me
  11. "Weird Al" Yankovic - Livin' In The Fridge
  12. "Weird Al" Yankovic - The White Stuff

Side Bermuda / Disc Bermuda

  1. "Weird Al" Yankovic - My Bologna
  2. "Weird Al" Yankovic - The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota
  3. "Weird Al" Yankovic - Hardware Store
  4. Al's Band - Al's Band
  5. "Weird Al" Yankovic - Don't Download This Song
  6. "Weird Al" Yankovic - It's All About The Pentiums
  7. "Weird Al" Yankovic - Like A Surgeon
  8. "Weird Al" Yankovic - Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me
  9. "Weird Al" Yankovic - Albuquerque

FUN FACT! This is the first Various Tracks mixtape to have two discs.

Various Tracks - MiniDisc Edition


December 30th, 2023
  1. Nicholas Karr - Stupid Nintendo Games
  2. "Weird Al" Yankovic - Another One Rides The Bus
  3. Queen - Another One Bites The Dust
  4. "Weird Al" Yankovic - Hardware Store
  5. Y&T - Contagious
  6. Lemon Demon - Two Trucks
  7. Garrett Williamson - Closing In
  8. Daniel Ingram - Winter Wrap Up
  9. "Weird Al" Yankovic - Dare To Be Stupid
  10. "Weird Al" Yankovic (as Cheese Sandwich) - Super Duper Party Pony
  11. "Weird Al" Yankovic (as Cheese Sandwich) - The Last Laugh
  12. Daniel Ingram - This Day Aria
  13. Nicholas Karr - Might As Well
  14. Queen - Flash
  15. Garrett Williamson - Why Don't You Play Them
  16. "Weird Al" Yankovic - The Night Santa Went Crazy (Extra Gory Version)
  17. Tony Goldmark - The Day Alfred Went Weird
  18. "Weird Al" Yankovic - Eat It
  19. "Weird Al" Yankovic - Fat
  20. Damaskas - Making Love In A Subaru
  21. "Weird Al" Yankovic - Nature Trail to Hell
  22. "Weird Al" Yankovic - Albuquerque

FUN FACT! This is the first Various Tracks mixtape to be released on MiniDisc. (but, does it really count? I'm just recording them at home.)

Citranic[1] Rituals


February 29th, 2024
(to commemorate the 2nd anniversary of Spirit Phone!)
  1. Lemon Demon - The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
  2. Lemon Demon - Knife Fight
  3. Lemon Demon - The Machine
  4. Lemon Demon - Pizza Heroes
  5. Lemon Demon - No Eyed Girl
  6. Lemon Demon - When He Died
  7. Lemon Demon - Redesign Your Logo
  8. Lemon Demon - Modify
  9. Lemon Demon - Cabinet Man
  10. Lemon Demon - New Way Out
  11. Lemon Demon - Funkytown
  12. Lemon Demon - Geeks in Love
  13. Lemon Demon - I Earn My Life
  14. Lemon Demon - Lawnmower
  15. Lemon Demon - Pumpkin Pie
  16. Lemon Demon - Ode to Crayola
  17. Lemon Demon - As Your Father I Expressly Forbid It
  18. Lemon Demon - The Oldest Man on MySpace
  19. Lemon Demon - Gadzooks
  20. Lemon Demon - Word Disassociation
  21. Lemon Demon - The Satirist's Love Song
  22. Lemon Demon - Toy Food
  23. Neil Cicierega - Smooth

FUN FACT! This is the first Various Tracks mixtape to not feature "Weird Al" Yankovic.

The Juicy Needle


December 19th, 2024
  1. Logan Whitehurst & the Junior Science Club - Happy Noodle vs. Sad Noodle
  2. Nuclear Bubble Wrap - Bare Facts
  3. The Booble - Dear Prudish
  4. Nuclear Bubble Wrap - Draining the Lizard on a Dead Gay Wizard
  5. Nuclear Bubble Wrap - Shake
  6. Nuclear Bubble Wrap - Inyourendo
  7. Nuclear Bubble Wrap - Intelligent Design
  8. Logan Whitehurst & the Junior Science Club - Me & the Snowman
  9. Lemon Demon - Bill Watterson
  10. Nuclear Bubble Wrap - I Don't Let My Band Members Sing
  11. Holy Bongwater - Bernie Sanders' Revolution
  12. The Boobles - Breast Reduction
  13. I've Made Too Much Pasta - I've made too much pasta
  14. Worm Quartet - I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead
  15. Logan Whitehurst & the Junior Science Club - The Robot Cat
  16. Nuclear Bubble Wrap - Piggy Bastards
  17. Logan Whitehurst & the Junior Science Club - The Volcano Song
  18. Regdar and the Fighters - Factoids About Webfonts
  19. the scary jokes - Icicles
  20. Nuclear Bubble Wrap - Birdfucker
  21. Lemon Demon - Your Evil Shadow Has a Cup of Tea
  22. Nuclear Bubble Wrap - Sharktopus
  23. Ash Cestone - The Masochism Tango
  24. Logan Whitehurst & the Junior Science Club - Monkeys Are Bad People

FUN FACT! Who cares.

[1] Citranic (adj.) - /sɪt͡ʃɹænɪk/ - Relating to the musical works of Neil Cicierega, especially under the name "Lemon Demon". Portmanteau of Citrus and Satanic.