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Dr. Demento's Dementia Royale
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Punk Polka
by The Toons
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Rating: X razor blades out of 10
Three Drunk Newts
by Barnes & Barnes
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Rating: X lids of seedless pot out of 10
Kosher Delight
by The Yiddish People
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Rating: X condominiums in Beverly Hills out of 10
My Bologna
by "Weird Al" Yankovic
Parody of My Sharona by The Knack
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Rating: X packs of Al's bologna out of 10
Making Love In A Subaru
by Damaskas
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Rating: X public indecency charges out of 10
Religion & Politics
by Scott Beach
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Rating: X beat conservatives out of 10
Pencil Neck Geek
by Freddie Blassie
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Rating: X dead geeks out of 10
I Gotta Get A Fake I.D.
by Barnes & Barnes
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Rating: X falsified documents out of 10
Davy's Dinghy
by Ruth Wallis
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Rating: X thinly veiled sex jokes out of 10
The Phantom Windbreaker
by Red Bovine
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Rating: X unpassed frijoles out of 10
Frosty the Dope Man
by Mark Zydiak
Parody of Frosty The Snow Man (folk song)
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Rating: X bags of 'snow' out of 10
Stardrek
by Bobby Pickett & Peter Ferrera
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Rating: X bleach blondes in red convertible on planet Schwartz out of 10
Shaving Cream
performed by The Doctor himself
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Rating: X cans of shaving cream out of 10
Conclusion
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Rating: X comedy records out of 10
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