Why Is Everything I Know Always Wrong?
New lyrics for Everything You Know Is Wrong by "Weird Al" Yankovic adapted by 44Nifty from Why Does This Always Happen To Me? by "Weird Al" Yankovic
I was watching my television late one night
With a video tape running in my VCR
When suddenly a guy in a suit on the world news
Popped right up and tapped his docs against the desk
He said, "There's a massive earthquake in Lima, Peru
with about 30,000 dead
Even more were found to be buried alive"
I probably would have kept on watching
But about that time I heard the tape stop
And as I'm laying dreading there on the sofa
Finally I realize the fact that my Simpsons tape's ruined
And kneel down on the carpet, pray, and ask God:
Why's this always happen to me?
Ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
Why's this always happen to me?
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
All I really wanna know is
Why's this always happen to me?
I was driving down the freeway in the fast lane
When I noticed that the cars had slowed a incredible amount
And soon I found myself at a huge wreck, hey wait that head
It kinda looked like my friend Bob
We went out for lunch the other weekend
And I covered five bucks worth and said "Pay me back next week, yeah?"
And as a way of saying thank you
He just got in a wreck to escape any debt to his buddy that he would have to pay
And so I had to wonder "What's wrong with that guy, huh?"
Now I can't pay my phone bill on time
Just then the question reared its head in my thoughts again, started asking
Why's this always happen to me?
Ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
Why's this always happen to me?
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
All I really wanna know is
Why's this always happen to me?
I was a bit late to work that day, when my boss insisted
"We are out of toner, please buy some
And, well, to make a long story short
He kept on asking and I snapped
So now I stabbed his ugly face, my knife got caught in his darn skull
And now probably it got just a little bit bent when I pulled it out
I know it's not that big a deal
But I know it's just not as sharp anymore
And I get to thinking, 'bout the question i've pondered for all this wretched day
And suddenly I belt out screaming
Why's this always happen to me?
Ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
Why's this always happen to me?
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
All I really wanna know is
Why's this always happen to me?
Ba ba ba ba!
Oh, take me back...