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I'm Contagious

New lyrics for Contagious by Y&T written by 44Nifty

Hockin' up a loogie, twice the speed of sound
Callin' up the doctor, tell my boss, "I'm out"
Grab some pills, I'm takin' tons of 'em
I got the illness, gonna cough a lung
Ruin your appetite

Woah
In quarantine, I'm contagious
Woah- [hocking sound]
That's disgusting, I'm contagious

Usin' so much Cleenex
More than just a cold
Maybe influenza
Or it's the Black Death
Won't go to work when I'm feelin' bad
Forget about it, won't go overtime
No way I'm working overnight

Woah
It's hideous, I'm contagious
Woah
It's hazardous, I'm contagious

You know what plague I've got
Oh, tell me, doc!

[hack, cough, wheeze]

Woah
It's getting hazardous, I'm contagious
Woah
Killin' me, what a virus, I'm contagious

Oh, take me back...